Sydney Falk: This Didn't Happen You Never Saw Me is a user on mst3k.interlinked.me. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
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At two years old I was killing the house plants by eating all the dirt. My mom sprinkled cayenne pepper on them to try and slow me down. To this day the smell of fresh mud after a rain makes me want Mexican food.
@Skywise
(and sans brutally obvious Christian symbolism)