today i saw someone wearing a Jurassic park t-shirt and it took me like at least 15 seconds to work out that it was just a Jurassic Park t-shirt, no kinda crossover bullshit, no snarky parody vibe, no memes, just a T-shirt of the logo of the movie Jurassic Park. it kinda freaked me out tbh. i still cant believe it
@jk What if… what if we’ve reached full circle, and now non-ironically wearing non-ironic clothing is the new irony?!
@viciousviscosity @jk folks.... iron your clothes
@sydneyfalk @plsburydoughboy @jk What exactly does an irony board look like? Follow up: How does it work?
@viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk
I have nothing clever to come back to the phrase "irony board" with
just nothing
seriously
@sydneyfalk @plsburydoughboy @jk I guess it's like when you are rhyming and then someone says "orange"
@viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk
but then I say "sporange"
and then they say "silver"
and I say "chilver"
and they say "purple"
and I say "hirple"
and they say "YOU CAN'T MAKE UP WORDS"
and I say "BUT I CAN LOOK 'EM UP MOFO: http://mentalfloss.com/article/62154/23-notoriously-unrhymable-words-actually-have-rhymes AND YOU DIDN'T SAY THEY HAD TO BE IN COMMON USE"
and they say "why are you yelling?"
and I say "you started it"
@MeimuHakurei @viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk
"man"
literally any word ending in 'man' is at least a partial rhyme on the final syllable and (IMO) 'counts enough'
(but these things are all somewhat arguable except in the cases of direct homonyms and same-spelled-same-sounded, 'rhyme' isn't as simple as 'reason' likes to think)
@sydneyfalk @viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk rhyme & reason -> crime & treason
@sydneyfalk @viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk It says "Woman" (singular) has no rhyme - but "Omen" totally is one.