today i saw someone wearing a Jurassic park t-shirt and it took me like at least 15 seconds to work out that it was just a Jurassic Park t-shirt, no kinda crossover bullshit, no snarky parody vibe, no memes, just a T-shirt of the logo of the movie Jurassic Park. it kinda freaked me out tbh. i still cant believe it
but then I say "sporange"
and then they say "silver"
and I say "chilver"
and they say "purple"
and I say "hirple"
and they say "YOU CAN'T MAKE UP WORDS"
and I say "BUT I CAN LOOK 'EM UP MOFO: http://mentalfloss.com/article/62154/23-notoriously-unrhymable-words-actually-have-rhymes AND YOU DIDN'T SAY THEY HAD TO BE IN COMMON USE"
and they say "why are you yelling?"
and I say "you started it"
literally any word ending in 'man' is at least a partial rhyme on the final syllable and (IMO) 'counts enough'
(but these things are all somewhat arguable except in the cases of direct homonyms and same-spelled-same-sounded, 'rhyme' isn't as simple as 'reason' likes to think)