downloaded all my toots with #mastodonpy: gonna train a neural net on myself and recursively self-improve until I get the perfect toot
BUT THEN
when you DO have it
it's THIS TOOT EXACTLY
*Twilight Zone music*
TOM STARES IN SHOCK AS OTHERS GASP AT THEIR RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS.
Rod Serling: Another sunset on another world, one we made with our own tools -- yet still, somehow, part of the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]
@sydneyfalk this toot is doing much better numbers than almost all my other toots actually, it could be the one!!
O_O OH SHIT
SYDNEY BACKS AWAY FROM HER COMPUTER, COVERING HER MOUTH, QUIVERING, UNTIL FINALLY SHE BEGINS TO SCREAM.
*Twilight Zone music*
Rod Serling: A storyteller surfing from fiction to fiction, only to find that the beach she finally lands upon -- is in the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]
WE SEE GARGRON HARD AT WORK AT HIS OWN COMPUTER, ONLY TO FLINCH, AND TURN AROUND, STARING INTO THE CAMERA.
GARGRON: Wait. What --
*Twilight Zone music*
GARGRON: Oh, for fuck's sake.
Rod Serling: The man behind the curtain, pulling levers and plugging in wires, hoping for a better outcome, a better world. His hopes may still lead there -- but they have undoubtedly crossed over, for now, into -- the Twilight Zone.
[END CREDITS]
