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somebody at work brought in a bunch of rubber ducks to help us all debug today octodon.social/media/fMstxcwMa

Sydney Falk: This Didn't Happen You Never Saw Me @sydneyfalk

@tcql

management hears the rubber duck trick

management wonders for a moment, "maybe we can fire the programmers and keep the ducks"

then they're like, "that's silly, then we have to hire people to FEED the ducks"

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@sydneyfalk

I KNOW
let's fire the people, keep the ducks, and hire an expensive snack delivery service to bring trendy food and drinks to keep the ducks happy!

and free beers so the ducks will want to stay all night !

@tcql

DUCK YES

(disclaimer: Sydney Falk may have been replaced by a duck)

@sydneyfalk this reminds me me and my bestie say "let's 🦆" rather than fuck