"I'm not an asshole, I'm an *alpha*"
those are synonyms, did you not get the memo
@sydneyfalk I am literally the greek letter alpha
Send help, being a letter is painful
@sydneyfalk and rather than being a bro, being the letter alpha makes people think I'm some maths shit or I'm an astronomical object or something
@sydneyfalkDo people actually say that?
People actually say everything, sadly. :(