Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Type
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idea: a queer dating site that states it's not for straight people and they should not sign up, but does allow them to. however, they cannot see anyone who signed up except other straight profiles, and a 'joke' feature will ensure that they see profiles marked male as being marked female and vice versa, with a random female marked photo. all of this is laid out in the EULA, so technically they cannot file lawsuits concerning this 'joke' functionality. they also cannot turn this off in any way.

(DISCLAIMER: THAT TOOT WAS A JOKE. ALSO, IT WOULD VIOLATE NO LAWS AND ARGUABLY PROVIDE A SERVICE AS TONS OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE WOULD UNDOUBTEDLY SUDDENLY FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TREAT WHAT THEY CONSIDER THEIR "OPPOSITE" IN DATING MATTERS, AND LEARN A GREAT DEAL IN THE PROCESS. THIS IS NOT DISCRIMINATION AGAINST STRAIGHT PEOPLE BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE OWN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND ONE DATING SITE NOT BEING FOR STRAIGHT PEOPLE WILL NOT TOPPLE THE STRAIGHTNESS EMPIRE. THANK YOU AND TRY THE FLOUNDER.)

@sydneyfalk I don't like this...

...but I kinda like this.

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