by age 35 you should have your own portal to hell. not mooching off your parents
*nathan fielder voice* speedbumps are supposed to slow drivers down so that they don’t accidentally hit something. but most drivers still go as fast as possible over them and speed up afterwards. but what if the speedbumps were more attention-grabbing? then it would be much more likely that drivers slow down to the speed that the city planners want.
The plan: incentivize drivers to actually slow down at speedbumps by replacing them with fake corpses
i love too watch movey
i’m watching unsolved mysteries and there’s a mobster named LUCKY LUCIANO i feel like i’m losing my mind
new podcast idea Ciders & Cinema where i get buzzed on Stella Cidre and watch movies
ON THE SICK.BIKE PLAYLIST TONIGHT: CARRIE (1976)
The whole IHOb thing is either a Simulation error or a hologram to distract us from ghosts taking over our government
Pleroma sounds more like some drug that would be advertised on US television than an STD
i am very amused thinking about the commentators talking about the tranq guy and the camera cutting back to him every few minutes as he observes the game through a scope
i've been thinking a lot about soccer. and i have an idea to make it more interesting for us american viewers.
instead of 11 players on the field, the home team gets to place 10 players on the field and one in the nosebleeds with a tranquilizer gun. the home team is allowed to tranquilize ANYONE for the duration of the game. they may only tranquilize one ref one time only for each game. but they only get 5 darts. 6 in FIFA regulation
can't wait to cheer for my team in the world cup oh wait.
love too be a psycho and post all day exclusively about software that i don’t even use
why are these stupid bears obsessed with toilet paper