This didn’t come out too bad, garlic powder, salt, and olive oil 👌

Cooking vegetarian stir fry, browsing furniture from an ipad, while my fiancée is studying French, chatting with friends on iMessage.

This house is containing some aggressive millennial vibes atm

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In what other timeline can you have two phones, a tablet, a smart watch, and your laptop, all ring at the same time for a phone call right on your desk?

It’s like a miniature rave when you least expect it

It does not affect night light or truetone either!

Interesting iOS display trick courtesy of @artemis
Intended to reduce sensory overload but has a cool side effect:

Go into General>Accessibility> Display accommodations and crank up the white point reduction to 100%
Turn on color filters and enable grayscale
Crank up the brightness

You now have half-assed e-ink display on your iPhone/iPad

It’s one of those nights where I just wanna grab @cadey and cuddle her up in bed forever and not let go

Holy shit I feel needy tonight

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?

Actually, lemme just show it instead

@cadey I wanna take a walk with you in the park here nearby before it gets too cold

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password generators are shit because they have to rely on the random number generators in your computers and software that the NSA obviously controls

the most secure password generator is putting a cat on your keyboard because nobody knows what the hell those devils think, not even the NSA
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Bad news: fractured my pinky
Good news: pulled a fast one on my xray technician

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Ever wanted to identify the song you really liked in a video game but didn't know what song it was? Upload a gameplay clip to youtube and the copyright bots will tell you :D

Terrible pickup lines 

Oops forgot to check my final grades lmao

Got C- A A

woop woop i'm officially done with college \o/

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