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I'm the bird formerly known as @luciferMysticus, but that name is sort of dead now.

See that account for my old posts

a bot that uncaptions images for people who require less accessible toots

when you eat kiwifruit, do you also eat the skin?

"Jazz for the Soul"

*its a picture of a japanese man attempting to play a fire extinguisher as a tuba*

re: great big opinion post thingy, subtoot 

Lewd 

ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name's LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]

lewd, absolutely disgusting, content scraping 

obscure thought: the Battle of Red Mountain in Morrowind is basically ripped off from End of Evangelion

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I'm gay

another weird historical fact 

you might think I'm joking but I actually fucking did it. Does anyone want to see it?

One is made by a team of professionals and aired on TV and one is made by a bunch of freelance animatiors and put on youtube. Can you guess which is which?

We found the perfect place to corral shopping carts.

I feel like I should use LaTeX to write what looks like a research paper but whose text is actually just repeated permutations of "pee pee poo poo"

it looks like I mucked up @83bot's crontab. Apparently "* */12 * * *" doesn't mean "once every 12 hours" but "every minute in any hour evenly divisible by 12". I've switched it to a less bad setting. I apologize for the spam

It would be heaven on earth if we switched elections to a lottery.

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