Uncommon Raven @raven@mst3k.interlinked.me
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Admin
I'm a bird.
Founding member and President of Interlinked, recovering band geek, aviation enthusiast, Discordian something-or-other, skier, and software developer
Stuck in Madison, Wisconsin, USA
For Foundation stuff, contact me.
Joined Aug 2019
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I am the President of the Interlinked Foundation.
This is my personal account.
Anything I post here represents my own personal views and opinions. Nothing I post here constitutes a statement made by, endorsed by, or made on behalf of the Interlinked Foundation, unless I specifically say this is an official statement.
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yo
I'm the bird formerly known as @luciferMysticus, but that name is sort of dead now.
See that account for my old posts
Uncommon Raven
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"What's on deck today Adam?"
"Well Jamie, have you ever heard the idiom 'I'd rather shit in my hands and clap?'."
"Are you sure this isn't too low-brow for cable?"
"Listen, it's so common, we just GOTTA test it. We can't let this one get away."
"Okay, so how do we test this? We gotta make sure the shit is consistent, so better put everyone on a diet for a week."
"Right, and we need a consistent pair of hands."
*in unison* "Buster."
Uncommon Raven
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drugs, AI generated story
Why didn't any of you motherfuckers tell me about the Tulsa Drug Mall??? Fuck.
Uncommon Raven
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"SH" presented to the emergency department in a state of stupor, confusion, and delirium. Patient claimed his last location was the "lava reef zone." He continuously demanded to be treated with more rings, and spoke of a consistent delusion of an "eggman" stealing his "chaos emeralds." Patient had full-thickness burns across 30% of his body. Toxicology tests determined he had 0.02mg/L of methamphetamine and 344.24ng/mL of cocaine, with various levels of metabolites indicative of prolonged usage.
attention fediverse shoppers:
oats
that is all
re: pol ---
the christofascists are going to kill us all and take the whole planet with them
pol ---
this country is heading straight to h*ck and i don't like it
if underwater vessels are submarines then ships and boats are supermarines
poop lyrics
This time i'mma let it all come out
This time i'mma stand up and sh--
I'mma doo-doo my way
It's my way
My way or the highway
This time i'mma let it all come out
This time i'mma stand up and sh--
I'mma doo-doo my way
It's my way
My doo-doo highway
I ain't afraid of no sleep
I ain't afraid of no bed
political vore
putting all the centrists in the center of my digestive system
Is raising a zombie from the dead illegal in Wisconsin? Asking for a friend...
"BRB EMERGENCY CREAM"
i can't believe a virtual youtuber stabbed me in the prostate
It's 5/23. HAIL ERIS!
getting vored by vtubers is not how i expected to spend my sunday evening
Uncommon Raven
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"statue of limitations"
recent events in America
I think it's time to shut down 4chan, assuming the FBI hasn't already turned it into a honeypot. /pol/ is a toxic cesspit that is literally murdering people.
re: misspelling, urine, bad
imagine an entire alien spaceship coming out of your pee-hole
this is what it's like inside my mind and i hate it
- Pronouns
- he/they
- Location
- Wisconsin, USA
- Languages
- English, French
- Content
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Admin
I'm a bird.
Founding member and President of Interlinked, recovering band geek, aviation enthusiast, Discordian something-or-other, skier, and software developer
Stuck in Madison, Wisconsin, USA
For Foundation stuff, contact me.
Joined Aug 2019
