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Interlinked Disclaimers 

I am the President of the Interlinked Foundation.

This is my personal account.

Anything I post here represents my own personal views and opinions. Nothing I post here constitutes a statement made by, endorsed by, or made on behalf of the Interlinked Foundation, unless I specifically say this is an official statement.

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yo

I'm the bird formerly known as @luciferMysticus, but that name is sort of dead now.

See that account for my old posts

No, random subreddit mods, I am not joining your damn discord server

Elon Musk is a twat, libertarians don't interact 

Elon Musk claims he's self-made but if you look at his claimed history, none of it makes sense without his rich family bankrolling him.

May we add, his family got wealthy on the backs of Apartheid. His father owned an emerald mine in South Africa.

He's lied about "founding" both Tesla and PayPal (neither of which he actually founded). There is no reason to believe his story about being self-made is at all true.

— Elly

urine, food 

if I'm going to drink piss, it has to be real piss, not that fake shit

starting a new gimmick account called “processes out of context” and just posting execution states saved in k-stacks during cpu interrupts

"colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy old, and the sound of my arthritc joints popping keeps alerting the guards."

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today instead of violence i choose microaggression

very dumb, probably a subtoot 

Wild Cherri Sepsis: the official soft drink of Interlinked

Embedding HTML engines in things was a mistake. We should be embedding ActiveX controls instead.

I'm trying to call what sound a fox makes but I can only think of bleating like a sheep

Shit 

English is a terrible language because giving a shit is not the opposite of taking a shit

keyboards 

Friendship ended with XDA now MT3 is my best friend

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride water like a horse

We have been trying to reach you about your cdr's extended warranty

Shadow the Hedgehog: because you can't spell "hedgehog" without "edge".

The next generation of Hololive is debuting this weekend

Well there go all of my plans

My plans were literally just sleeping

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Interlinked MST3K

this is mst3k