Uncommon Raven @raven@mst3k.interlinked.me

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this is the unfunny part where i explain the joke...

Y'all thought i was joking??

"Jazz for the Soul"

*its a picture of a japanese man attempting to play a fire extinguisher as a tuba*

No offense but you remind us of that dude from GTA:SA who says on the street randomly, "I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge." :P

Which is good cause that's hilarious.

You're good.

ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name's LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]

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I'm gay

One of the few ways a woman could divorce a man in the middle ages was trial by congress...

A jury would sit in a booth, and a guy would try to fuck his wife.

If he couldn't do it (AND GOOD LUCK FINDING PEOPLE WHO COULD WITH 15 PEOPLE WATCHING YOU???), the marriage would be annulled.

We found the perfect place to corral shopping carts.

It would be heaven on earth if we switched elections to a lottery.