all aboard the murder train
@plausocks a fate better than going to Leeds
@Elizafox im just excited for the happy ending
@plausocks My wife just started chanting "Murder Train" in the style of Trial & Error.
@plausocks this is some midnight meat train level right here
there was a man who lived in Leeds
who sowed his garden full of seeds...
@plausocks Looks like Murder On The Disoriented Express.
@plausocks where do i buy a ticket
@plausocks Get outta there!!
@plausocks Based on the preview, I thought the joke was "approaching Leeds" == "murder train".
@plausocks I have to go, my ride is here
@plausocks I didn't know they'd rebooted MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN...
@plausocks Every serial killer wants to ride it 👍
@plausocks oh no
macabre fun :3
Now Arriving at: Leeds Station
Your last stop.
@plausocks Possibly a mercy, given the soul-sucking architecture of Leeds station.
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