Plausocks 💗「ホモ美少女！」 @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me

28 years old today and finally looking like how I wanted to look at 18

me rn honestly

yeah my fave colors are teal green and like pastel pink as evidenced by my profile pic and subway tooter theme

im the kind of person who buys cook books with intentions of using them full well knowing im going to wait until im hungry and then make boxed mac & cheese

friendly reminder to unclench your jaw AND DRINK WATER

WinRAWR

i'd be so much hotter if i didnt have this fucking gut...

i suck my gut in while looking in the mirror and i like what i see

man i fukkin wish i could wear booty shorts

too bad my legs are always unshaven

they also have absolutely no identifying tags or anything on them whatsoever so I was super confused

they look like a funny sports bra but it's so much nicer and doesn't crush my tits lmao

and although they look small, they fit my 40DD boobers (well, 40D last I measured like a month ago and I was almost a DD then)

so yesterday this odd black bag package thing shows up for me and its got no return address or seller information, just my name and our address, and i open it up and its these weird bras i used to see advertised all over facebook so i was like wtf.

apparently i fucking ordered them a few weeks ago and completely forgot

long story short i put one on and its the most comfortable bra ive ever worn, and doesnt irritate my back pain, so i bought 6 more on top of the 3 i got yesterday lol

they're made of tshirt material and have removable foam and no wire so i can just wash them with regular clothes which is neat, they even make my tits look great

himb pizza boi