Plausocks 💗「オムライスが欲しい...」 @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me

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28 years old today and finally looking like how I wanted to look at 18

me rn honestly

yeah my fave colors are teal green and like pastel pink as evidenced by my profile pic and subway tooter theme

im the kind of person who buys cook books with intentions of using them full well knowing im going to wait until im hungry and then make boxed mac & cheese

friendly reminder to unclench your jaw AND DRINK WATER

I strive to have the nation's most overpowered home network router!

A HP DL380G6 with Dual Xeon X5670 CPUs, with 48GB DDR3 ECC 1333Mhz, a 120GB boot SSD with 32GB backup SSD, 4 on-board dedicated gigabit Intel network controllers going to 4 built in network ports, and currently 3, upgrading to six, HP NC365T 4 Port gigabit network cards which each have one dedicated Intel network controller and a chipset heatsink capable of offloading networking tasks.

And it'll all be running on PfSense!

Might sneak one or two 10GB SFP+ NICs in there in place of the 365s waaaay out into the future...

☆~♡free old enterprise gear is neat♡~☆

can't wait until I have a job to support the upgrades...

just applied to be a tire slinger in fucking collinsville...

i just want a fucking job, why wont anyone fucking hire me

kevin stitt is giving people raises meanwhile i'm begposting on the internet to not be homeless...

the great state of oklahoma...

i am absolutely at the mercy of the world right now...

i'm STILL waiting on someone to HIRE ME, and i have no other income...

please, im begging y'all to help. i'm trying so hard to get on my own two feet here but like everything else in life, its not going my way just yet...

please...

paypal.me/plausocks

i'll be homeless soon enough, and so will my two partners and two cats...

i had forgotten that my BSA scout handbook was from 1998...

i am old

i bought this when it was new

2010 is genuinely starting to feel like a long time ago for me...

i only found out by me coming back upstairs to find my computer on, and with an uptime of 6+hours

...i specifically shut it down so it wouldn't bother someone sleeping in the room

me: sudo shutdown 10
computer: shutdown in 10 minutes, got it
computer: you said restart right?
computer: restarting!

import 2200 books into calibre
wonder why its choking for 20 minutes
see the jobs queue pop

oh

so i hate to do this but seeing as everyone is taking their sweet time getting back to me about jobs, i really don't have anywhere else to turn...

i'm actively seeking employment, and actively getting return phone calls, but no one has extended an offer for employment yet and at this point im scared we wont make bills THIS month, let alone next month...

we will probably just make rent, but wont be able to pay much else.

even if i got a job literally TODAY, my first paycheck could be 3+ weeks out. I'm doing everything i can.

I am desperate, and completely at the mercy of the world.

I am asking that anyone who can, please help me make bills and not be homeless! i am trying so hard and i'm still applying for jobs every day, but until i formally receive employment, we are dead broke.

Please. Anything you can spare helps...

Paypal: paypal.me/plausocks
Cashapp: $plausocks
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/plausocks

tfw ive learned how to make @violet go "ASDJFAPWEH8F9PWH40HA0HYWDFHWLIFDHALSF" irl

please hire me xpo-sama

love it when obsidian rolls onto his back and presents his tummy :3

he likes to nap like that a lot

comf boi

slow-cooker sauce time 😎