Plausocks 💗「オムライスが欲しい...」 @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me

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28 years old today and finally looking like how I wanted to look at 18

me rn honestly

yeah my fave colors are teal green and like pastel pink as evidenced by my profile pic and subway tooter theme

im the kind of person who buys cook books with intentions of using them full well knowing im going to wait until im hungry and then make boxed mac & cheese

friendly reminder to unclench your jaw AND DRINK WATER

4th of July theme INSTALLED

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getting much muscle from herb, my ass has never been so firmbbb

Ｓｔｅｖｅ　ＭｃＤｉｃｈａｅｌ！

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it's FUCKIGN H E R E

am habe interview at lowes, hopefully i get this one!

i HOPE this is sorted out now... although i have to wait until tomorow to find out :)))

I'm a fucking moron and sent my stand mixer to an address that's a bastard combination of 3 addresses, one of which doesn't exist, and another we haven't lived at in over a year!

furthermore, we really going to pretend our clean hand doesn't get dirty turning off the faucet we just touched with our dirty hand?

Do you wash your hands after you brush your teeth or are we all just going to pretend our dirty hands didn't touch the faucet?

context: FUBU was essentially the Y2K version of SUPREME

we all really just pretending like FUBU didnt exist huh?

y'all ever just want to bake your own bread?

im beginning to understand why people shop at kohls...

OH MY FUCK I SOMEHOW SNAGGED A KITCHENAID MIXER

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/04/nyregion/the-15-dollar-minimum-wage-is-not-enough.html

Context: Trance Around the World with Above & Beyond is a music dj podcast focusing on trance and house put on by the group Above & Beyond

Group Therapy with Above & Beyond is the new name they gave it, along with a somewhat new direction