Plausocks 💗「猫の女の子はあなたを愛して」 @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me

Just like @plausocks is so great they made Plausocks 2: @amic

im lesbiab. also elly has new hoop earrings and they're wonderful

💗 my new plaid shirtttttttnnfjdjdjrjrkfkd9eijxjsjfjdkkfkrnjej1rhafnwfbc.qegafmwfjwgjrqbegbrqnehhafntjjg3kfj2ti2f

School taught me that there are exclusively four Romance languages. There's actually 23-35 or so, depending on how you count.

School taught me there's exclusively five senses, but Wikipedia lists 13 or so.

Why should I be surprised when "there are exclusively two genders" turns out to be false as well?

"The factors a scientist would remove from a rat’s life to make it depressed — predictability and control — are the exact things that have been removed from workers’ lives in the name of corporate flexibility and increased productivity. There’s little more relief for many low-wage workers than for those lab rats desperately trying to keep their heads above water."

https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/7/6/20681186/fast-food-worker-burnout

BUPY

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The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write.

#HornyWaifu
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@Hornybot @plausocks tagging for intense pink haired waifu action

Look at this dainty boy

mlemonade.

(credit to @noelle, without whom I wouldn't have made this joke.)

Thick wife, thick life