If my toots aren't about doots, there's a problem.
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@luciferMysticus Try me, lest ye be shat on
@luciferMysticus Target tried to be Walmart 2 in Canada, but they ended up being a Walmart poo instead
@Elizafox @firstname.lastname@example.org That's a rice st name
@mismagius @awilfox just eat it, or replace your dog with a beagle that'll do it itself
@calvin @awilfox Pooper scooper is the lazy person's solution to using your hands.
I got fired from a circus today.
Apparently, making animals from poop terrifies children.
@awilfox If you look closely there's probably dog shit somewhere close by
roses are redviolets are bluemy poop is brownsomething something fecal matter.
@kaniini Don't forget the 10 x 1000GB bandwidth, because, you know, saying "10TB" is way too hard.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT attempt to shove a cactus up your bottom. It hurts. Trust me, I'm an expert.
guess whostill poo
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