If my toots aren't about doots, there's a problem.

2020.

dumb poll; don't vote 

@luciferMysticus Try me, lest ye be shat on

@luciferMysticus Target tried to be Walmart 2 in Canada, but they ended up being a Walmart poo instead

Mismagius boosted

@mismagius @awilfox just eat it, or replace your dog with a beagle that'll do it itself

@calvin @awilfox Pooper scooper is the lazy person's solution to using your hands.

I got fired from a circus today.

Apparently, making animals from poop terrifies children.

@awilfox If you look closely there's probably dog shit somewhere close by

roses are red
violets are blue
my poop is brown
something something fecal matter.

@kaniini Don't forget the 10 x 1000GB bandwidth, because, you know, saying "10TB" is way too hard.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT attempt to shove a cactus up your bottom. It hurts. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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