Mismagius rebroadcasted

@mismagius @awilfox just eat it, or replace your dog with a beagle that'll do it itself

I got fired from a circus today.

Apparently, making animals from poop terrifies children.

roses are red
violets are blue
my poop is brown
something something fecal matter.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT attempt to shove a cactus up your bottom. It hurts. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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