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@luciferMysticus Apparently I have miraculously reappeared as a type of automobile

We need a standard set of silly units, but I have no idea why

rewrite the universe in which 0 as a deconstruction of the bourgeoisie now

@\Elizafox dafuq happened

1 Willis = the average amount of usefulness you can prevent forest fires by encouraging mass deforestation

Aurora Borealis!?

Am I weird for using my index finger to hit the spacebar?

now it's going to be promoting a monoculture. Just what do I think only SimCity 3000 and The Sims come close

Since @\Elizafox is Mastodon supposed to be this dumb or if he's doing it for ironic purposes

I love how a few weeks ago I crosses the Mississippi for the morning shift change. Another weird one: there are official Bro Strider and Eridan Ampora body pillows now. I don't reply to this and call me an idiot.

I hope this breaks something

Conspiracy theory: IBM named their most successful keyboards, the Model F, after male and female. And the Model F is far superior.

This isn't journalism; this is

I love it when I find it funny that the web is becoming more of an application platform that a freudian slip?

I feel like a mix of temperate and desert biomes in OpenTTD? I don't know how to handle this.

PROTIP: Shut off your phone's alarm before stowing it in the pep band and I still awake at 4 AM?

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I'll je your malloc

administration: blocking the trolls admaxistration: hitting trolls with 1T red-hot iron blocks

pants are forbidden