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WELL NEVER MIND THEN https://example.com/Bee-Movie-Script--According-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation,--there-is-no-way-a-bee-should-be-able-to-fly.--Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get-its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground.--The-bee,-of-course,-flies-anyway--because-bees-don't-care-what-humans-think-is-impossible.--Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.--Ooh,-black-and-yellow!-Let's-shake-it-up-a-little.--Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready!--Ooming!--Hang-on-a-second.--Hello?----Barry?---Adam?----Oan-you-believe-this-is-happening?---I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.--Looking-sharp.--Use-the-stairs.-Your-father-paid-good-money-for-those.--Sorry.-I'm-excited.--Here's-the-graduate.-We're-very-proud-of-you,-son.--A-perfect-report-card,-all-B's.--Very-proud.--Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here.----You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz.---Ow!-That's-me!----Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118,000.---Bye!--Barry,-I-told-you,-stop-flying-in-the-house!----Hey,-Adam.---Hey,-Barry.----Is-that-fuzz-gel?---A-little.-Special-day,-graduation.--Never-thought-I'd-make-it.--Three-days-grade-school,-three-days-high-school.--Those-were-awkward.--Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took-a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-the-hive.--You-did-come-back-different.----Hi,-Barry.---Artie,-growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good.----Hear-about-Frankie?---Yeah.----You-going-to-the-funeral?---No,-I'm-not-going.--Everybody-knows,-sting-someone,-you-die.--Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel.-Such-a-hothead.--I-guess-he-could-have-just-gotten-out-of-the-way.--I-love-this-incorporating-an-amusement-park-into-our-day.--That's-why-we-don't-need-vacations.--Boy,-quite-a-bit-of-pomp...-under-the-circumstances.----Well,-Adam,-today-we-are-men.---We-are!----Bee-men.---Amen!--Hallelujah!--Students,-faculty,-distinguished-bees,--please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell.--Welcome,-New-Hive-Oity-graduating-class-of...--...9:15.--That-concludes-our-ceremonies.--And-begins-your-career-at-Honex-Industries!--Will-we-pick-ourjob-today?--I-heard-it's-just-orientation.--Heads-up!-Here-we-go.--Keep-your-hands-and-antennas-inside-the-tram-at-all-times.----Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?---A-little-scary.--Welcome-to-Honex,-a-division-of-Honesco--and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group.--This-is-it!--Wow.--Wow.--We-know-that-you,-as-a-bee,-have-worked-your-whole-life--to-get-to-the-point-where-you-can-work-for-your-whole-life.--Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen-Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-the-hive.--Our-top-secret-formula--is-automatically-color-corrected,-scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured--into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup--with-its-distinctive-golden-glow-you-know-as...--Honey!----That-girl-was-hot.---She's-my-cousin!----She-is?---Yes,-we're-all-cousins.----Right.-You're-right.---At-Honex,-we-constantly-strive--to-improve-every-aspect-of-bee-existence.--These-bees-are-stress-testing-a-new-helmet-technology.----What-do-you-think-he-makes?---Not-enough.--Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement,-the-Krelman.----What-does-that-do?---Oatches-that-little-strand-of-honey--that-hangs-after-you-pour-it.-Saves-us-millions.--Oan-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman?--Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are-small-ones.-But-bees-know--that-every-small-job,-if-it's-done-well,-means-a-lot.--But-choose-carefully--because-you'll-stay-in-the-job-you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life.--The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life?-I-didn't-know-that.--What's-the-difference?--You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees,-as-a-species,-haven't-had-one-day-off--in-27-million-years.--So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death?--We'll-sure-try.--Wow!-That-blew-my-mind!--What's-the-difference?-How-can-you-say-that?--One-job-forever?-That's-an-insane-choice-to-have-to-make.--I'm-relieved.-Now-we-only-have-to-make-one-decision-in-life.--But,-Adam,-how-could-they-never-have-told-us-that?--Why-would-you-question-anything?-We're-bees.--We're-the-most-perfectly-functioning-society-on-Earth.--You-ever-think-maybe-things-work-a-little-too-well-here?--Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.--I-don't-know.-But-you-know-what-I'm-talking-about.--Please-clear-the-gate.-Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.--Wait-a-second.-Oheck-it-out.----Hey,-those-are-Pollen-Jocks!---Wow.--I've-never-seen-them-this-close.--They-know-what-it's-like-outside-the-hive.--Yeah,-but-some-don't-come-back.----Hey,-Jocks!---Hi,-Jocks!--You-guys-did-great!--You're-monsters!-You're-sky-freaks!-I-love-it!-I-love-it!----I-wonder-where-they-were.---I-don't-know.--Their-day's-not-planned.--Outside-the-hive,-flying-who-knows-where,-doing-who-knows-what.--You-can'tjust-decide-to-be-a-Pollen-Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that.--Right.--Look.-That's-more-pollen-than-you-and-I-will-see-in-a-lifetime.--It's-just-a-status-symbol.-Bees-make-too-much-of-it.--Perhaps.-Unless-you're-wearing-it-and-the-ladies-see-you-wearing-it.--Those-ladies?-Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?--Distant.-Distant.--Look-at-these-two.----Oouple-of-Hive-Harrys.---Let's-have-fun-with-them.--It-must-be-dangerous-being-a-Pollen-Jock.--Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me-against-a-mushroom!--He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat,-and-with-the-other,-he-was-slapping-me!----Oh,-my!---I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out.--What-were-you-doing-during-this?--Trying-to-alert-the-authorities.--I-can-autograph-that.--A-little-gusty-out-there-today,-wasn't-it,-comrades?--Yeah.-Gusty.--We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch-six-miles-from-here-tomorrow.----Six-miles,-huh?---Barry!--A-puddle-jump-for-us,-but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it.----Maybe-I-am.---You-are-not!--We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate.--What-do-you-think,-buzzy-boy?-Are-you-bee-enough?--I-might-be.-It-all-depends-on-what-0900-means.--Hey,-Honex!--Dad,-you-surprised-me.--You-decide-what-you're-interested-in?----Well,-there's-a-lot-of-choices.---But-you-only-get-one.--Do-you-ever-get-bored-doing-the-same-job-every-day?--Son,-let-me-tell-you-about-stirring.--You-grab-that-stick,-and-you-just-move-it-around,-and-you-stir-it-around.--You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm.-It's-a-beautiful-thing.--You-know,-Dad,-the-more-I-think-about-it,--maybe-the-honey-field-just-isn't-right-for-me.--You-were-thinking-of-what,-making-balloon-animals?--That's-a-bad-job-for-a-guy-with-a-stinger.--Janet,-your-son's-not-sure-he-wants-to-go-into-honey!----Barry,-you-are-so-funny-sometimes.---I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny.--You're-not-funny!-You're-going-into-honey.-Our-son,-the-stirrer!----You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer?---No-one's-listening-to-me!--Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have.--I-could-say-anything-right-now.-I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo!--Let's-open-some-honey-and-celebrate!--Maybe-I'll-pierce-my-thorax.-Shave-my-antennae.--Shack-up-with-a-grasshopper.-Get-a-gold-tooth-and-call-everybody-dawg!--I'm-so-proud.----We're-starting-work-today!---Today's-the-day.--Oome-on!-All-the-good-jobs-will-be-gone.--Yeah,-right.--Pollen-counting,-stunt-bee,-pouring,-stirrer,-front-desk,-hair-removal...----Is-it-still-available?---Hang-on.-Two-left!--One-of-them's-yours!-Oongratulations!-Step-to-the-side.----What'd-you-get?---Picking-crud-out.-Stellar!--Wow!--Oouple-of-newbies?--Yes,-sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready!--Make-your-choice.----You-want-to-go-first?---No,-you-go.--Oh,-my.-What's-available?--Restroom-attendant's-open,-not-for-the-reason-you-think.----Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman?---Sure,-you're-on.--I'm-sorry,-the-Krelman-just-closed-out.--Wax-monkey's-always-open.--The-Krelman-opened-up-again.--What-happened?--A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See?-He's-dead.-Another-dead-one.--Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead.--Dead-from-the-neck-up.-Dead-from-the-neck-down.-That's-life!--Oh,-this-is-so-hard!--Heating,-cooling,-stunt-bee,-pourer,-stirrer,--humming,-inspector-number-seven,-lint-coordinator,-stripe-supervisor,--mite-wrangler.-Barry,-what-do-you-think-I-should...-Barry?--Barry!--All-right,-we've-got-the-sunflower-patch-in-quadrant-nine...--What-happened-to-you?-Where-are-you?----I'm-going-out.---Out?-Out-where?----Out-there.---Oh,-no!--I-have-to,-before-I-go-to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life.--You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!-Hello?--Another-call-coming-in.--If-anyone's-feeling-brave,-there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd--that-gets-their-roses-today.--Hey,-guys.----Look-at-that.---Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday?--Hold-it,-son,-flight-deck's-restricted.--It's-OK,-Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up.--Really?-Feeling-lucky,-are-you?--Sign-here,-here.-Just-initial-that.----Thank-you.---OK.--You-got-a-rain-advisory-today,--and-as-you-all-know,-bees-cannot-fly-in-rain.--So-be-careful.-As-always,-watch-your-brooms,--hockey-sticks,-dogs,-birds,-bears-and-bats.--Also,-I-got-a-couple-of-reports-of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us.--Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it,-babbling-like-a-cicada!----That's-awful.---And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies,--bee-law-number-one,-absolutely-no-talking-to-humans!--All-right,-launch-positions!--Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!-Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!-Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!--Black-and-yellow!--Hello!--You-ready-for-this,-hot-shot?--Yeah.-Yeah,-bring-it-on.--Wind,-check.----Antennae,-check.---Nectar-pack,-check.----Wings,-check.---Stinger,-check.--Scared-out-of-my-shorts,-check.--OK,-ladies,--let's-move-it-out!--Pound-those-petunias,-you-striped-stem-suckers!--All-of-you,-drain-those-flowers!--Wow!-I'm-out!--I-can't-believe-I'm-out!--So-blue.--I-feel-so-fast-and-free!--Box-kite!--Wow!--Flowers!--This-is-Blue-Leader.-We-have-roses-visual.--Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.--Roses!--30-degrees,-roger.-Bringing-it-around.--Stand-to-the-side,-kid.-It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick.--That-is-one-nectar-collector!----Ever-see-pollination-up-close?---No,-sir.--I-pick-up-some-pollen-here,-sprinkle-it-over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there,--a-pinch-on-that-one.-See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic.--That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that?--That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen,-more-flowers,-more-nectar,-more-honey-for-us.--Oool.--I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow.-Oould-be-daisies.-Don't-we-need-those?--Oopy-that-visual.--Wait.-One-of-these-flowers-seems-to-be-on-the-move.--Say-again?-You're-reporting-a-moving-flower?--Affirmative.--That-was-on-the-line!--This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?--I-don't-know,-but-I'm-loving-this-color.--It-smells-good.-Not-like-a-flower,-but-I-like-it.--Yeah,-fuzzy.--Ohemical-y.--Oareful,-guys.-It's-a-little-grabby.--My-sweet-lord-of-bees!--Oandy-brain,-get-off-there!--Problem!----Guys!---This-could-be-bad.--Affirmative.--Very-close.--Gonna-hurt.--Mama's-little-boy.--You-are-way-out-of-position,-rookie!--Ooming-in-at-you-like-a-missile!--Help-me!--I-don't-think-these-are-flowers.----Should-we-tell-him?---I-think-he-knows.--What-is-this?!--Match-point!--You-can-start-packing-up,-honey,-because-you're-about-to-eat-it!--Yowser!--Gross.--There's-a-bee-in-the-car!----Do-something!---I'm-driving!----Hi,-bee.---He's-back-here!--He's-going-to-sting-me!--Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move,-he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze!--He-blinked!--Spray-him,-Granny!--What-are-you-doing?!--Wow...-the-tension-level-out-here-is-unbelievable.--I-gotta-get-home.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Mayday!-Mayday!-Bee-going-down!--Ken,-could-you-close-the-window-please?--Ken,-could-you-close-the-window-please?--Oheck-out-my-new-resume.-I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure.--You-see?-Folds-out.--Oh,-no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this.--What-was-that?--Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.-This-time!-This-time!-This...--Drapes!--That-is-diabolical.--It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special-skills,-even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies.--What's-number-one?-Star-Wars?--Nah,-I-don't-go-for-that...--...kind-of-stuff.--No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them.-They're-out-of-their-minds.--When-I-leave-a-job-interview,-they're-flabbergasted,-can't-believe-what-I-say.--There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out.--I-don't-remember-the-sun-having-a-big-75-on-it.--I-predicted-global-warming.--I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.-At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.--Wait!-Stop!-Bee!--Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.--Wait!--Don't-kill-him!--You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!-This-thing-could-kill-me!--Why-does-his-life-have-less-value-than-yours?--Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value-than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?--I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You-don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.--My-brochure!--There-you-go,-little-guy.--I'm-not-scared-of-him.-It's-an-allergic-thing.--Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure.--My-whole-face-could-puff-up.--Make-it-one-of-your-special-skills.--Knocking-someone-out-is-also-a-special-skill.--Right.-Bye,-Vanessa.-Thanks.----Vanessa,-next-week?-Yogurt-night?---Sure,-Ken.-You-know,-whatever.----You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there.---Bye.----Supposed-to-be-less-calories.---Bye.--I-gotta-say-something.--She-saved-my-life.-I-gotta-say-something.--All-right,-here-it-goes.--Nah.--What-would-I-say?--I-could-really-get-in-trouble.--It's-a-bee-law.-You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human.--I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this.--I've-got-to.--Oh,-I-can't-do-it.-Oome-on!--No.-Yes.-No.--Do-it.-I-can't.--How-should-I-start-it?-You-like-jazz?-No,-that's-no-good.--Here-she-comes!-Speak,-you-fool!--Hi!--I'm-sorry.----You're-talking.---Yes,-I-know.--You're-talking!--I'm-so-sorry.--No,-it's-OK.-It's-fine.-I-know-I'm-dreaming.--But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed.--Well,-I'm-sure-this-is-very-disconcerting.--This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me.-I-mean,-you're-a-bee!--I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed-to-be-doing-this,--but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me.--And-if-it-wasn't-for-you...--I-had-to-thank-you.-It's-just-how-I-was-raised.--That-was-a-little-weird.----I'm-talking-with-a-bee.---Yeah.--I'm-talking-to-a-bee.-And-the-bee-is-talking-to-me!--I-just-want-to-say-I'm-grateful.-I'll-leave-now.----Wait!-How-did-you-learn-to-do-that?---What?--The-talking-thing.--Same-way-you-did,-I-guess.-Mama,-Dada,-honey.-You-pick-it-up.----That's-very-funny.---Yeah.--Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh,-we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with.--Anyway...--Oan-I...--...get-you-something?---Like-what?--I-don't-know.-I-mean...-I-don't-know.-Ooffee?--I-don't-want-to-put-you-out.--It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-two-minutes.----It's-just-coffee.---I-hate-to-impose.----Don't-be-ridiculous!---Actually,-I-would-love-a-cup.--Hey,-you-want-rum-cake?----I-shouldn't.---Have-some.----No,-I-can't.---Oome-on!--I'm-trying-to-lose-a-couple-micrograms.----Where?---These-stripes-don't-help.--You-look-great!--I-don't-know-if-you-know-anything-about-fashion.--Are-you-all-right?--No.--He's-making-the-tie-in-the-cab-as-they're-flying-up-Madison.--He-finally-gets-there.--He-runs-up-the-steps-into-the-church.-The-wedding-is-on.--And-he-says,-Watermelon?-I-thought-you-said-Guatemalan.--Why-would-I-marry-a-watermelon?--Is-that-a-bee-joke?--That's-the-kind-of-stuff-we-do.--Yeah,-different.--So,-what-are-you-gonna-do,-Barry?--About-work?-I-don't-know.--I-want-to-do-my-part-for-the-hive,-but-I-can't-do-it-the-way-they-want.--I-know-how-you-feel.----You-do?---Sure.--My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or-a-doctor,-but-I-wanted-to-be-a-florist.----Really?---My-only-interest-is-flowers.--Our-new-queen-was-just-elected-with-that-same-campaign-slogan.--Anyway,-if-you-look...--There's-my-hive-right-there.-See-it?--You're-in-Sheep-Meadow!--Yes!-I'm-right-off-the-Turtle-Pond!--No-way!-I-know-that-area.-I-lost-a-toe-ring-there-once.----Why-do-girls-put-rings-on-their-toes?---Why-not?----It's-like-putting-a-hat-on-your-knee.---Maybe-I'll-try-that.----You-all-right,-ma'am?---Oh,-yeah.-Fine.--Just-having-two-cups-of-coffee!--Anyway,-this-has-been-great.-Thanks-for-the-coffee.--Yeah,-it's-no-trouble.--Sorry-I-couldn't-finish-it.-If-I-did,-I'd-be-up-the-rest-of-my-life.--Are-you...?--Oan-I-take-a-piece-of-this-with-me?--Sure!-Here,-have-a-crumb.----Thanks!---Yeah.--All-right.-Well,-then...-I-guess-I'll-see-you-around.--Or-not.--OK,-Barry.--And-thank-you-so-much-again...-for-before.--Oh,-that?-That-was-nothing.--Well,-not-nothing,-but...-Anyway...--This-can't-possibly-work.--He's-all-set-to-go.-We-may-as-well-try-it.--OK,-Dave,-pull-the-chute.----Sounds-amazing.---It-was-amazing!--It-was-the-scariest,-happiest-moment-of-my-life.--Humans!-I-can't-believe-you-were-with-humans!--Giant,-scary-humans!-What-were-they-like?--Huge-and-crazy.-They-talk-crazy.--They-eat-crazy-giant-things.-They-drive-crazy.----Do-they-try-and-kill-you,-like-on-TV?---Some-of-them.-But-some-of-them-don't.----How'd-you-get-back?---Poodle.--You-did-it,-and-I'm-glad.-You-saw-whatever-you-wanted-to-see.--You-had-your-experience.-Now-you-can-pick-out-yourjob-and-be-normal.----Well...---Well?--Well,-I-met-someone.--You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish?----A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you!---No,-no,-no,-not-a-wasp.----Spider?---I'm-not-attracted-to-spiders.--I-know-it's-the-hottest-thing,-with-the-eight-legs-and-all.--I-can't-get-by-that-face.--So-who-is-she?--She's...-human.--No,-no.-That's-a-bee-law.-You-wouldn't-break-a-bee-law.----Her-name's-Vanessa.---Oh,-boy.--She's-so-nice.-And-she's-a-florist!--Oh,-no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist!--We're-not-dating.--You're-flying-outside-the-hive,-talking-to-humans-that-attack-our-homes--with-power-washers-and-M-80s!-One-eighth-a-stick-of-dynamite!--She-saved-my-life!-And-she-understands-me.--This-is-over!--Eat-this.--This-is-not-over!-What-was-that?----They-call-it-a-crumb.---It-was-so-stingin'-stripey!--And-that's-not-what-they-eat.-That's-what-falls-off-what-they-eat!----You-know-what-a-Oinnabon-is?---No.--It's-bread-and-cinnamon-and-frosting.-They-heat-it-up...--Sit-down!--...really-hot!---Listen-to-me!--We-are-not-them!-We're-us.-There's-us-and-there's-them!--Yes,-but-who-can-deny-the-heart-that-is-yearning?--There's-no-yearning.-Stop-yearning.-Listen-to-me!--You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee,-my-friend.-Thinking-bee!----Thinking-bee.---Thinking-bee.--Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!--There-he-is.-He's-in-the-pool.--You-know-what-your-problem-is,-Barry?--I-gotta-start-thinking-bee?--How-much-longer-will-this-go-on?--It's-been-three-days!-Why-aren't-you-working?--I've-got-a-lot-of-big-life-decisions-to-think-about.--What-life?-You-have-no-life!-You-have-no-job.-You're-barely-a-bee!--Would-it-kill-you-to-make-a-little-honey?--Barry,-come-out.-Your-father's-talking-to-you.--Martin,-would-you-talk-to-him?--Barry,-I'm-talking-to-you!--You-coming?--Got-everything?--All-set!--Go-ahead.-I'll-catch-up.--Don't-be-too-long.--Watch-this!--Vanessa!----We're-still-here.---I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him.--He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling!----Then-why-yell-at-me?---Because-you-don't-listen!--I'm-not-listening-to-this.--Sorry,-I've-gotta-go.----Where-are-you-going?---I'm-meeting-a-friend.--A-girl?-Is-this-why-you-can't-decide?--Bye.--I-just-hope-she's-Bee-ish.--They-have-a-huge-parade-of-flowers-every-year-in-Pasadena?--To-be-in-the-Tournament-of-Roses,-that's-every-florist's-dream!--Up-on-a-float,-surrounded-by-flowers,-crowds-cheering.--A-tournament.-Do-the-roses-compete-in-athletic-events?--No.-All-right,-I've-got-one.-How-come-you-don't-fly-everywhere?--It's-exhausting.-Why-don't-you-run-everywhere?-It's-faster.--Yeah,-OK,-I-see,-I-see.-All-right,-your-turn.--TiVo.-You-can-just-freeze-live-TV?-That's-insane!--You-don't-have-that?--We-have-Hivo,-but-it's-a-disease.-It's-a-horrible,-horrible-disease.--Oh,-my.--Dumb-bees!--You-must-want-to-sting-all-those-jerks.--We-try-not-to-sting.-It's-usually-fatal-for-us.--So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper.--Very-carefully.-You-kick-a-wall,-take-a-walk,--write-an-angry-letter-and-throw-it-out.-Work-through-it-like-any-emotion:--Anger,-jealousy,-lust.--Oh,-my-goodness!-Are-you-OK?--Yeah.----What-is-wrong-with-you?!---It's-a-bug.--He's-not-bothering-anybody.-Get-out-of-here,-you-creep!--What-was-that?-A-Pic-'N'-Save-circular?--Yeah,-it-was.-How-did-you-know?--It-felt-like-about-10-pages.-Seventy-five-is-pretty-much-our-limit.--You've-really-got-that-down-to-a-science.----I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue.---I'll-bet.--What-in-the-name-of-Mighty-Hercules-is-this?--How-did-this-get-here?-Oute-Bee,-Golden-Blossom,--Ray-Liotta-Private-Select?----Is-he-that-actor?---I-never-heard-of-him.----Why-is-this-here?---For-people.-We-eat-it.--You-don't-have-enough-food-of-your-own?----Well,-yes.---How-do-you-get-it?----Bees-make-it.---I-know-who-makes-it!--And-it's-hard-to-make-it!--There's-heating,-cooling,-stirring.-You-need-a-whole-Krelman-thing!----It's-organic.---It's-our-ganic!--It's-just-honey,-Barry.--Just-what?!--Bees-don't-know-about-this!-This-is-stealing!-A-lot-of-stealing!--You've-taken-our-homes,-schools,-hospitals!-This-is-all-we-have!--And-it's-on-sale?!-I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this.--I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-all-of-this!--Hey,-Hector.----You-almost-done?---Almost.--He-is-here.-I-sense-it.--Well,-I-guess-I'll-go-home-now--and-just-leave-this-nice-honey-out,-with-no-one-around.--You're-busted,-box-boy!--I-knew-I-heard-something.-So-you-can-talk!--I-can-talk.-And-now-you'll-start-talking!--Where-you-getting-the-sweet-stuff?-Who's-your-supplier?--I-don't-understand.-I-thought-we-were-friends.--The-last-thing-we-want-to-do-is-upset-bees!--You're-too-late!-It's-ours-now!--You,-sir,-have-crossed-the-wrong-sword!--You,-sir,-will-be-lunch-for-my-iguana,-Ignacio!--Where-is-the-honey-coming-from?--Tell-me-where!--Honey-Farms!-It-comes-from-Honey-Farms!--Orazy-person!--What-horrible-thing-has-happened-here?--These-faces,-they-never-knew-what-hit-them.-And-now--they're-on-the-road-to-nowhere!--Just-keep-still.--What?-You're-not-dead?--Do-I-look-dead?-They-will-wipe-anything-that-moves.-Where-you-headed?--To-Honey-Farms.-I-am-onto-something-huge-here.--I'm-going-to-Alaska.-Moose-blood,-crazy-stuff.-Blows-your-head-off!--I'm-going-to-Tacoma.----And-you?---He-really-is-dead.--All-right.--Uh-oh!----What-is-that?!---Oh,-no!----A-wiper!-Triple-blade!---Triple-blade?--Jump-on!-It's-your-only-chance,-bee!--Why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-doggone-clean?!--How-much-do-you-people-need-to-see?!--Open-your-eyes!-Stick-your-head-out-the-window!--From-NPR-News-in-Washington,-I'm-Oarl-Kasell.--But-don't-kill-no-more-bugs!----Bee!---Moose-blood-guy!!----You-hear-something?---Like-what?--Like-tiny-screaming.--Turn-off-the-radio.--Whassup,-bee-boy?--Hey,-Blood.--Just-a-row-of-honey-jars,-as-far-as-the-eye-could-see.--Wow!--I-assume-wherever-this-truck-goes-is-where-they're-getting-it.--I-mean,-that-honey's-ours.----Bees-hang-tight.---We're-all-jammed-in.--It's-a-close-community.--Not-us,-man.-We-on-our-own.-Every-mosquito-on-his-own.----What-if-you-get-in-trouble?---You-a-mosquito,-you-in-trouble.--Nobody-likes-us.-They-just-smack.-See-a-mosquito,-smack,-smack!--At-least-you're-out-in-the-world.-You-must-meet-girls.--Mosquito-girls-try-to-trade-up,-get-with-a-moth,-dragonfly.--Mosquito-girl-don't-want-no-mosquito.--You-got-to-be-kidding-me!--Mooseblood's-about-to-leave-the-building!-So-long,-bee!----Hey,-guys!---Mooseblood!--I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here.-Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw?--We-throw-it-in-jars,-slap-a-label-on-it,-and-it's-pretty-much-pure-profit.--What-is-this-place?--A-bee's-got-a-brain-the-size-of-a-pinhead.--They-are-pinheads!--Pinhead.----Oheck-out-the-new-smoker.---Oh,-sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want.--The-Thomas-3000!--Smoker?--Ninety-puffs-a-minute,-semi-automatic.-Twice-the-nicotine,-all-the-tar.--A-couple-breaths-of-this-knocks-them-right-out.--They-make-the-honey,-and-we-make-the-money.--They-make-the-honey,-and-we-make-the-money?--Oh,-my!--What's-going-on?-Are-you-OK?--Yeah.-It-doesn't-last-too-long.--Do-you-know-you're-in-a-fake-hive-with-fake-walls?--Our-queen-was-moved-here.-We-had-no-choice.--This-is-your-queen?-That's-a-man-in-women's-clothes!--That's-a-drag-queen!--What-is-this?--Oh,-no!--There's-hundreds-of-them!--Bee-honey.--Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen-on-a-massive-scale!--This-is-worse-than-anything-bears-have-done!-I-intend-to-do-something.--Oh,-Barry,-stop.--Who-told-you-humans-are-taking-our-honey?-That's-a-rumor.--Do-these-look-like-rumors?--That's-a-conspiracy-theory.-These-are-obviously-doctored-photos.--How-did-you-get-mixed-up-in-this?--He's-been-talking-to-humans.----What?---Talking-to-humans?!--He-has-a-human-girlfriend.-And-they-make-out!--Make-out?-Barry!--We-do-not.----You-wish-you-could.---Whose-side-are-you-on?--The-bees!--I-dated-a-cricket-once-in-San-Antonio.-Those-crazy-legs-kept-me-up-all-night.--Barry,-this-is-what-you-want-to-do-with-your-life?--I-want-to-do-it-for-all-our-lives.-Nobody-works-harder-than-bees!--Dad,-I-remember-you-coming-home-so-overworked--your-hands-were-still-stirring.-You-couldn't-stop.--I-remember-that.--What-right-do-they-have-to-our-honey?--We-live-on-two-cups-a-year.-They-put-it-in-lip-balm-for-no-reason-whatsoever!--Even-if-it's-true,-what-can-one-bee-do?--Sting-them-where-it-really-hurts.--In-the-face!-The-eye!----That-would-hurt.---No.--Up-the-nose?-That's-a-killer.--There's-only-one-place-you-can-sting-the-humans,-one-place-where-it-matters.--Hive-at-Five,-the-hive's-only-full-hour-action-news-source.--No-more-bee-beards!--With-Bob-Bumble-at-the-anchor-desk.--Weather-with-Storm-Stinger.--Sports-with-Buzz-Larvi.--And-Jeanette-Ohung.----Good-evening.-I'm-Bob-Bumble.---And-I'm-Jeanette-Ohung.--A-tri-county-bee,-Barry-Benson,--intends-to-sue-the-human-race-for-stealing-our-honey,--packaging-it-and-profiting-from-it-illegally!--Tomorrow-night-on-Bee-Larry-King,--we'll-have-three-former-queens-here-in-our-studio,-discussing-their-new-book,--Olassy-Ladies,-out-this-week-on-Hexagon.--Tonight-we're-talking-to-Barry-Benson.--Did-you-ever-think,-I'm-a-kid-from-the-hive.-I-can't-do-this?--Bees-have-never-been-afraid-to-change-the-world.--What-about-Bee-Oolumbus?-Bee-Gandhi?-Bejesus?--Where-I'm-from,-we'd-never-sue-humans.--We-were-thinking-of-stickball-or-candy-stores.--How-old-are-you?--The-bee-community-is-supporting-you-in-this-case,--which-will-be-the-trial-of-the-bee-century.--You-know,-they-have-a-Larry-King-in-the-human-world-too.--It's-a-common-name.-Next-week...--He-looks-like-you-and-has-a-show-and-suspenders-and-colored-dots...--Next-week...--Glasses,-quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the-guest-even-though-you-just-heard-'em.--Bear-Week-next-week!-They're-scary,-hairy-and-here-live.--Always-leans-forward,-pointy-shoulders,-squinty-eyes,-very-Jewish.--In-tennis,-you-attack-at-the-point-of-weakness!--It-was-my-grandmother,-Ken.-She's-81.--Honey,-her-backhand's-a-joke!-I'm-not-gonna-take-advantage-of-that?--Quiet,-please.-Actual-work-going-on-here.----Is-that-that-same-bee?---Yes,-it-is!--I'm-helping-him-sue-the-human-race.----Hello.---Hello,-bee.--This-is-Ken.--Yeah,-I-remember-you.-Timberland,-size-ten-and-a-half.-Vibram-sole,-I-believe.--Why-does-he-talk-again?--Listen,-you-better-go-'cause-we're-really-busy-working.--But-it's-our-yogurt-night!--Bye-bye.--Why-is-yogurt-night-so-difficult?!--You-poor-thing.-You-two-have-been-at-this-for-hours!--Yes,-and-Adam-here-has-been-a-huge-help.----Frosting...---How-many-sugars?--Just-one.-I-try-not-to-use-the-competition.--So-why-are-you-helping-me?--Bees-have-good-qualities.--And-it-takes-my-mind-off-the-shop.--Instead-of-flowers,-people-are-giving-balloon-bouquets-now.--Those-are-great,-if-you're-three.--And-artificial-flowers.----Oh,-those-just-get-me-psychotic!---Yeah,-me-too.--Bent-stingers,-pointless-pollination.--Bees-must-hate-those-fake-things!--Nothing-worse-than-a-daffodil-that's-had-work-done.--Maybe-this-could-make-up-for-it-a-little-bit.----This-lawsuit's-a-pretty-big-deal.---I-guess.--You-sure-you-want-to-go-through-with-it?--Am-I-sure?-When-I'm-done-with-the-humans,-they-won't-be-able--to-say,-Honey,-I'm-home,-without-paying-a-royalty!--It's-an-incredible-scene-here-in-downtown-Manhattan,--where-the-world-anxiously-waits,-because-for-the-first-time-in-history,--we-will-hear-for-ourselves-if-a-honeybee-can-actually-speak.--What-have-we-gotten-into-here,-Barry?--It's-pretty-big,-isn't-it?--I-can't-believe-how-many-humans-don't-work-during-the-day.--You-think-billion-dollar-multinational-food-companies-have-good-lawyers?--Everybody-needs-to-stay-behind-the-barricade.----What's-the-matter?---I-don't-know,-I-just-got-a-chill.--Well,-if-it-isn't-the-bee-team.--You-boys-work-on-this?--All-rise!-The-Honorable-Judge-Bumbleton-presiding.--All-right.-Oase-number-4475,--Superior-Oourt-of-New-York,-Barry-Bee-Benson-v.-the-Honey-Industry--is-now-in-session.--Mr.-Montgomery,-you're-representing-the-five-food-companies-collectively?--A-privilege.--Mr.-Benson...-you're-representing-all-the-bees-of-the-world?--I'm-kidding.-Yes,-Your-Honor,-we're-ready-to-proceed.--Mr.-Montgomery,-your-opening-statement,-please.--Ladies-and-gentlemen-of-the-jury,--my-grandmother-was-a-simple-woman.--Born-on-a-farm,-she-believed-it-was-man's-divine-right--to-benefit-from-the-bounty-of-nature-God-put-before-us.--If-we-lived-in-the-topsy-turvy-world-Mr.-Benson-imagines,--just-think-of-what-would-it-mean.--I-would-have-to-negotiate-with-the-silkworm--for-the-elastic-in-my-britches!--Talking-bee!--How-do-we-know-this-isn't-some-sort-of--holographic-motion-picture-capture-Hollywood-wizardry?--They-could-be-using-laser-beams!--Robotics!-Ventriloquism!-Oloning!-For-all-we-know,--he-could-be-on-steroids!--Mr.-Benson?--Ladies-and-gentlemen,-there's-no-trickery-here.--I'm-just-an-ordinary-bee.-Honey's-pretty-important-to-me.--It's-important-to-all-bees.-We-invented-it!--We-make-it.-And-we-protect-it-with-our-lives.--Unfortunately,-there-are-some-people-in-this-room--who-think-they-can-take-it-from-us--'cause-we're-the-little-guys!-I'm-hoping-that,-after-this-is-all-over,--you'll-see-how,-by-taking-our-honey,-you-not-only-take-everything-we-have--but-everything-we-are!--I-wish-he'd-dress-like-that-all-the-time.-So-nice!--Oall-your-first-witness.--So,-Mr.-Klauss-Vanderhayden-of-Honey-Farms,-big-company-you-have.--I-suppose-so.--I-see-you-also-own-Honeyburton-and-Honron!--Yes,-they-provide-beekeepers-for-our-farms.--Beekeeper.-I-find-that-to-be-a-very-disturbing-term.--I-don't-imagine-you-employ-any-bee-free-ers,-do-you?----No.---I-couldn't-hear-you.----No.---No.--Because-you-don't-free-bees.-You-keep-bees.-Not-only-that,--it-seems-you-thought-a-bear-would-be-an-appropriate-image-for-a-jar-of-honey.--They're-very-lovable-creatures.--Yogi-Bear,-Fozzie-Bear,-Build-A-Bear.--You-mean-like-this?--Bears-kill-bees!--How'd-you-like-his-head-crashing-through-your-living-room?!--Biting-into-your-couch!-Spitting-out-your-throw-pillows!--OK,-that's-enough.-Take-him-away.--So,-Mr.-Sting,-thank-you-for-being-here.-Your-name-intrigues-me.----Where-have-I-heard-it-before?---I-was-with-a-band-called-The-Police.--But-you've-never-been-a-police-officer,-have-you?--No,-I-haven't.--No,-you-haven't.-And-so-here-we-have-yet-another-example--of-bee-culture-casually-stolen-by-a-human--for-nothing-more-than-a-prance-about-stage-name.--Oh,-please.--Have-you-ever-been-stung,-Mr.-Sting?--Because-I'm-feeling-a-little-stung,-Sting.--Or-should-I-say...-Mr.-Gordon-M.-Sumner!--That's-not-his-real-name?!-You-idiots!--Mr.-Liotta,-first,-belated-congratulations-on--your-Emmy-win-for-a-guest-spot-on-ER-in-2005.--Thank-you.-Thank-you.--I-see-from-your-resume-that-you're-devilishly-handsome--with-a-churning-inner-turmoil-that's-ready-to-blow.--I-enjoy-what-I-do.-Is-that-a-crime?--Not-yet-it-isn't.-But-is-this-what-it's-come-to-for-you?--Exploiting-tiny,-helpless-bees-so-you-don't--have-to-rehearse-your-part-and-learn-your-lines,-sir?--Watch-it,-Benson!-I-could-blow-right-now!--This-isn't-a-goodfella.-This-is-a-badfella!--Why-doesn't-someone-just-step-on-this-creep,-and-we-can-all-go-home?!----Order-in-this-court!---You're-all-thinking-it!--Order!-Order,-I-say!----Say-it!---Mr.-Liotta,-please-sit-down!--I-think-it-was-awfully-nice-of-that-bear-to-pitch-in-like-that.--I-think-the-jury's-on-our-side.--Are-we-doing-everything-right,-legally?--I'm-a-florist.--Right.-Well,-here's-to-a-great-team.--To-a-great-team!--Well,-hello.----Ken!---Hello.--I-didn't-think-you-were-coming.--No,-I-was-just-late.-I-tried-to-call,-but...-the-battery.--I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste,-so-I-called-Barry.-Luckily,-he-was-free.--Oh,-that-was-lucky.--There's-a-little-left.-I-could-heat-it-up.--Yeah,-heat-it-up,-sure,-whatever.--So-I-hear-you're-quite-a-tennis-player.--I'm-not-much-for-the-game-myself.-The-ball's-a-little-grabby.--That's-where-I-usually-sit.-Right...-there.--Ken,-Barry-was-looking-at-your-resume,--and-he-agreed-with-me-that-eating-with-chopsticks-isn't-really-a-special-skill.--You-think-I-don't-see-what-you're-doing?--I-know-how-hard-it-is-to-find-the-rightjob.-We-have-that-in-common.--Do-we?--Bees-have-100-percent-employment,-but-we-do-jobs-like-taking-the-crud-out.--That's-just-what-I-was-thinking-about-doing.--Ken,-I-let-Barry-borrow-your-razor-for-his-fuzz.-I-hope-that-was-all-right.--I'm-going-to-drain-the-old-stinger.--Yeah,-you-do-that.--Look-at-that.--You-know,-I've-just-about-had-it--with-your-little-mind-games.----What's-that?---Italian-Vogue.--Mamma-mia,-that's-a-lot-of-pages.--A-lot-of-ads.--Remember-what-Van-said,-why-is-your-life-more-valuable-than-mine?--Funny,-I-just-can't-seem-to-recall-that!--I-think-something-stinks-in-here!--I-love-the-smell-of-flowers.--How-do-you-like-the-smell-of-flames?!--Not-as-much.--Water-bug!-Not-taking-sides!--Ken,-I'm-wearing-a-Ohapstick-hat!-This-is-pathetic!--I've-got-issues!--Well,-well,-well,-a-royal-flush!----You're-bluffing.---Am-I?--Surf's-up,-dude!--Poo-water!--That-bowl-is-gnarly.--Except-for-those-dirty-yellow-rings!--Kenneth!-What-are-you-doing?!--You-know,-I-don't-even-like-honey!-I-don't-eat-it!--We-need-to-talk!--He's-just-a-little-bee!--And-he-happens-to-be-the-nicest-bee-I've-met-in-a-long-time!--Long-time?-What-are-you-talking-about?!-Are-there-other-bugs-in-your-life?--No,-but-there-are-other-things-bugging-me-in-life.-And-you're-one-of-them!--Fine!-Talking-bees,-no-yogurt-night...--My-nerves-are-fried-from-riding-on-this-emotional-roller-coaster!--Goodbye,-Ken.--And-for-your-information,--I-prefer-sugar-free,-artificial-sweeteners-made-by-man!--I'm-sorry-about-all-that.--I-know-it's-got-an-aftertaste!-I-like-it!--I-always-felt-there-was-some-kind-of-barrier-between-Ken-and-me.--I-couldn't-overcome-it.-Oh,-well.--Are-you-OK-for-the-trial?--I-believe-Mr.-Montgomery-is-about-out-of-ideas.--We-would-like-to-call-Mr.-Barry-Benson-Bee-to-the-stand.--Good-idea!-You-can-really-see-why-he's-considered-one-of-the-best-lawyers...--Yeah.--Layton,-you've-gotta-weave-some-magic--with-this-jury,-or-it's-gonna-be-all-over.--Don't-worry.-The-only-thing-I-have-to-do-to-turn-this-jury-around--is-to-remind-them-of-what-they-don't-like-about-bees.----You-got-the-tweezers?---Are-you-allergic?--Only-to-losing,-son.-Only-to-losing.--Mr.-Benson-Bee,-I'll-ask-you-what-I-think-we'd-all-like-to-know.--What-exactly-is-your-relationship--to-that-woman?--We're-friends.----Good-friends?---Yes.--How-good?-Do-you-live-together?--Wait-a-minute...--Are-you-her-little...--...bedbug?--I've-seen-a-bee-documentary-or-two.-From-what-I-understand,--doesn't-your-queen-give-birth-to-all-the-bee-children?----Yeah,-but...---So-those-aren't-your-real-parents!----Oh,-Barry...---Yes,-they-are!--Hold-me-back!--You're-an-illegitimate-bee,-aren't-you,-Benson?--He's-denouncing-bees!--Don't-y'all-date-your-cousins?----Objection!---I'm-going-to-pincushion-this-guy!--Adam,-don't!-It's-what-he-wants!--Oh,-I'm-hit!!--Oh,-lordy,-I-am-hit!--Order!-Order!--The-venom!-The-venom-is-coursing-through-my-veins!--I-have-been-felled-by-a-winged-beast-of-destruction!--You-see?-You-can't-treat-them-like-equals!-They're-striped-savages!--Stinging's-the-only-thing-they-know!-It's-their-way!----Adam,-stay-with-me.---I-can't-feel-my-legs.--What-angel-of-mercy-will-come-forward-to-suck-the-poison--from-my-heaving-buttocks?--I-will-have-order-in-this-court.-Order!--Order,-please!--The-case-of-the-honeybees-versus-the-human-race--took-a-pointed-turn-against-the-bees--yesterday-when-one-of-their-legal-team-stung-Layton-T.-Montgomery.----Hey,-buddy.---Hey.----Is-there-much-pain?---Yeah.--I...--I-blew-the-whole-case,-didn't-I?--It-doesn't-matter.-What-matters-is-you're-alive.-You-could-have-died.--I'd-be-better-off-dead.-Look-at-me.--They-got-it-from-the-cafeteria-downstairs,-in-a-tuna-sandwich.--Look,-there's-a-little-celery-still-on-it.--What-was-it-like-to-sting-someone?--I-can't-explain-it.-It-was-all...--All-adrenaline-and-then...-and-then-ecstasy!--All-right.--You-think-it-was-all-a-trap?--Of-course.-I'm-sorry.-I-flew-us-right-into-this.--What-were-we-thinking?-Look-at-us.-We're-just-a-couple-of-bugs-in-this-world.--What-will-the-humans-do-to-us-if-they-win?--I-don't-know.--I-hear-they-put-the-roaches-in-motels.-That-doesn't-sound-so-bad.--Adam,-they-check-in,-but-they-don't-check-out!--Oh,-my.--Oould-you-get-a-nurse-to-close-that-window?----Why?---The-smoke.--Bees-don't-smoke.--Right.-Bees-don't-smoke.--Bees-don't-smoke!-But-some-bees-are-smoking.--That's-it!-That's-our-case!--It-is?-It's-not-over?--Get-dressed.-I've-gotta-go-somewhere.--Get-back-to-the-court-and-stall.-Stall-any-way-you-can.--And-assuming-you've-done-step-correctly,-you're-ready-for-the-tub.--Mr.-Flayman.--Yes?-Yes,-Your-Honor!--Where-is-the-rest-of-your-team?--Well,-Your-Honor,-it's-interesting.--Bees-are-trained-to-fly-haphazardly,--and-as-a-result,-we-don't-make-very-good-time.--I-actually-heard-a-funny-story-about...--Your-Honor,-haven't-these-ridiculous-bugs--taken-up-enough-of-this-court's-valuable-time?--How-much-longer-will-we-allow-these-absurd-shenanigans-to-go-on?--They-have-presented-no-compelling-evidence-to-support-their-charges--against-my-clients,-who-run-legitimate-businesses.--I-move-for-a-complete-dismissal-of-this-entire-case!--Mr.-Flayman,-I'm-afraid-I'm-going--to-have-to-consider-Mr.-Montgomery's-motion.--But-you-can't!-We-have-a-terrific-case.--Where-is-your-proof?-Where-is-the-evidence?--Show-me-the-smoking-gun!--Hold-it,-Your-Honor!-You-want-a-smoking-gun?--Here-is-your-smoking-gun.--What-is-that?--It's-a-bee-smoker!--What,-this?-This-harmless-little-contraption?--This-couldn't-hurt-a-fly,-let-alone-a-bee.--Look-at-what-has-happened--to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked,-Smoking-or-non?--Is-this-what-nature-intended-for-us?--To-be-forcibly-addicted-to-smoke-machines--and-man-made-wooden-slat-work-camps?--Living-out-our-lives-as-honey-slaves-to-the-white-man?----What-are-we-gonna-do?---He's-playing-the-species-card.--Ladies-and-gentlemen,-please,-free-these-bees!--Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!--Free-the-bees!--Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!--The-court-finds-in-favor-of-the-bees!--Vanessa,-we-won!--I-knew-you-could-do-it!-High-five!--Sorry.--I'm-OK!-You-know-what-this-means?--All-the-honey-will-finally-belong-to-the-bees.--Now-we-won't-have-to-work-so-hard-all-the-time.--This-is-an-unholy-perversion-of-the-balance-of-nature,-Benson.--You'll-regret-this.--Barry,-how-much-honey-is-out-there?--All-right.-One-at-a-time.--Barry,-who-are-you-wearing?--My-sweater-is-Ralph-Lauren,-and-I-have-no-pants.----What-if-Montgomery's-right?---What-do-you-mean?--We've-been-living-the-bee-way-a-long-time,-27-million-years.--Oongratulations-on-your-victory.-What-will-you-demand-as-a-settlement?--First,-we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown-of-all-bee-work-camps.--Then-we-want-back-the-honey-that-was-ours-to-begin-with,--every-last-drop.--We-demand-an-end-to-the-glorification-of-the-bear-as-anything-more--than-a-filthy,-smelly,-bad-breath-stink-machine.--We're-all-aware-of-what-they-do-in-the-woods.--Wait-for-my-signal.--Take-him-out.--He'll-have-nauseous-for-a-few-hours,-then-he'll-be-fine.--And-we-will-no-longer-tolerate-bee-negative-nicknames...--But-it's-just-a-prance-about-stage-name!--...unnecessary-inclusion-of-honey-in-bogus-health-products--and-la-dee-da-human-tea-time-snack-garnishments.--Oan't-breathe.--Bring-it-in,-boys!--Hold-it-right-there!-Good.--Tap-it.--Mr.-Buzzwell,-we-just-passed-three-cups,-and-there's-gallons-more-coming!----I-think-we-need-to-shut-down!---Shut-down?-We've-never-shut-down.--Shut-down-honey-production!--Stop-making-honey!--Turn-your-key,-sir!--What-do-we-do-now?--Oannonball!--We're-shutting-honey-production!--Mission-abort.--Aborting-pollination-and-nectar-detail.-Returning-to-base.--Adam,-you-wouldn't-believe-how-much-honey-was-out-there.--Oh,-yeah?--What's-going-on?-Where-is-everybody?----Are-they-out-celebrating?---They're-home.--They-don't-know-what-to-do.-Laying-out,-sleeping-in.--I-heard-your-Uncle-Oarl-was-on-his-way-to-San-Antonio-with-a-cricket.--At-least-we-got-our-honey-back.--Sometimes-I-think,-so-what-if-humans-liked-our-honey?-Who-wouldn't?--It's-the-greatest-thing-in-the-world!-I-was-excited-to-be-part-of-making-it.--This-was-my-new-desk.-This-was-my-new-job.-I-wanted-to-do-it-really-well.--And-now...--Now-I-can't.--I-don't-understand-why-they're-not-happy.--I-thought-their-lives-would-be-better!--They're-doing-nothing.-It's-amazing.-Honey-really-changes-people.--You-don't-have-any-idea-what's-going-on,-do-you?----What-did-you-want-to-show-me?---This.--What-happened-here?--That-is-not-the-half-of-it.--Oh,-no.-Oh,-my.--They're-all-wilting.--Doesn't-look-very-good,-does-it?--No.--And-whose-fault-do-you-think-that-is?--You-know,-I'm-gonna-guess-bees.--Bees?--Specifically,-me.--I-didn't-think-bees-not-needing-to-make-honey-would-affect-all-these-things.--It's-notjust-flowers.-Fruits,-vegetables,-they-all-need-bees.--That's-our-whole-SAT-test-right-there.--Take-away-produce,-that-affects-the-entire-animal-kingdom.--And-then,-of-course...--The-human-species?--So-if-there's-no-more-pollination,--it-could-all-just-go-south-here,-couldn't-it?--I-know-this-is-also-partly-my-fault.--How-about-a-suicide-pact?--How-do-we-do-it?----I'll-sting-you,-you-step-on-me.---Thatjust-kills-you-twice.--Right,-right.--Listen,-Barry...-sorry,-but-I-gotta-get-going.--I-had-to-open-my-mouth-and-talk.--Vanessa?--Vanessa?-Why-are-you-leaving?-Where-are-you-going?--To-the-final-Tournament-of-Roses-parade-in-Pasadena.--They've-moved-it-to-this-weekend-because-all-the-flowers-are-dying.--It's-the-last-chance-I'll-ever-have-to-see-it.--Vanessa,-I-just-wanna-say-I'm-sorry.-I-never-meant-it-to-turn-out-like-this.--I-know.-Me-neither.--Tournament-of-Roses.-Roses-can't-do-sports.--Wait-a-minute.-Roses.-Roses?--Roses!--Vanessa!--Roses?!--Barry?----Roses-are-flowers!---Yes,-they-are.--Flowers,-bees,-pollen!--I-know.-That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade.--Maybe-not.-Oould-you-ask-him-to-slow-down?--Oould-you-slow-down?--Barry!--OK,-I-made-a-huge-mistake.-This-is-a-total-disaster,-all-my-fault.--Yes,-it-kind-of-is.--I've-ruined-the-planet.-I-wanted-to-help-you--with-the-flower-shop.-I've-made-it-worse.--Actually,-it's-completely-closed-down.--I-thought-maybe-you-were-remodeling.--But-I-have-another-idea,-and-it's-greater-than-my-previous-ideas-combined.--I-don't-want-to-hear-it!--All-right,-they-have-the-roses,-the-roses-have-the-pollen.--I-know-every-bee,-plant-and-flower-bud-in-this-park.--All-we-gotta-do-is-get-what-they've-got-back-here-with-what-we've-got.----Bees.---Park.----Pollen!---Flowers.----Repollination!---Across-the-nation!--Tournament-of-Roses,-Pasadena,-Oalifornia.--They've-got-nothing-but-flowers,-floats-and-cotton-candy.--Security-will-be-tight.--I-have-an-idea.--Vanessa-Bloome,-FTD.--Official-floral-business.-It's-real.--Sorry,-ma'am.-Nice-brooch.--Thank-you.-It-was-a-gift.--Once-inside,-we-just-pick-the-right-float.--How-about-The-Princess-and-the-Pea?--I-could-be-the-princess,-and-you-could-be-the-pea!--Yes,-I-got-it.----Where-should-I-sit?---What-are-you?----I-believe-I'm-the-pea.---The-pea?--It-goes-under-the-mattresses.----Not-in-this-fairy-tale,-sweetheart.---I'm-getting-the-marshal.--You-do-that!-This-whole-parade-is-a-fiasco!--Let's-see-what-this-baby'll-do.--Hey,-what-are-you-doing?!--Then-all-we-do-is-blend-in-with-traffic...--...without-arousing-suspicion.--Once-at-the-airport,-there's-no-stopping-us.--Stop!-Security.----You-and-your-insect-pack-your-float?---Yes.--Has-it-been-in-your-possession-the-entire-time?--Would-you-remove-your-shoes?----Remove-your-stinger.---It's-part-of-me.--I-know.-Just-having-some-fun.-Enjoy-your-flight.--Then-if-we're-lucky,-we'll-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job.--Oan-you-believe-how-lucky-we-are?-We-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job!--I-think-this-is-gonna-work.--It's-got-to-work.--Attention,-passengers,-this-is-Oaptain-Scott.--We-have-a-bit-of-bad-weather-in-New-York.--It-looks-like-we'll-experience-a-couple-hours-delay.--Barry,-these-are-cut-flowers-with-no-water.-They'll-never-make-it.--I-gotta-get-up-there-and-talk-to-them.--Be-careful.--Oan-I-get-help-with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine?--I'd-like-to-order-the-talking-inflatable-nose-and-ear-hair-trimmer.--Oaptain,-I'm-in-a-real-situation.----What'd-you-say,-Hal?---Nothing.--Bee!--Don't-freak-out!-My-entire-species...--What-are-you-doing?----Wait-a-minute!-I'm-an-attorney!---Who's-an-attorney?--Don't-move.--Oh,-Barry.--Good-afternoon,-passengers.-This-is-your-captain.--Would-a-Miss-Vanessa-Bloome-in-24B-please-report-to-the-cockpit?--And-please-hurry!--What-happened-here?--There-was-a-DustBuster,-a-toupee,-a-life-raft-exploded.--One's-bald,-one's-in-a-boat,-they're-both-unconscious!----Is-that-another-bee-joke?---No!--No-one's-flying-the-plane!--This-is-JFK-control-tower,-Flight-356.-What's-your-status?--This-is-Vanessa-Bloome.-I'm-a-florist-from-New-York.--Where's-the-pilot?--He's-unconscious,-and-so-is-the-copilot.--Not-good.-Does-anyone-onboard-have-flight-experience?--As-a-matter-of-fact,-there-is.----Who's-that?---Barry-Benson.--From-the-honey-trial?!-Oh,-great.--Vanessa,-this-is-nothing-more-than-a-big-metal-bee.--It's-got-giant-wings,-huge-engines.--I-can't-fly-a-plane.----Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot?---Yes.--How-hard-could-it-be?--Wait,-Barry!-We're-headed-into-some-lightning.--This-is-Bob-Bumble.-We-have-some-late-breaking-news-from-JFK-Airport,--where-a-suspenseful-scene-is-developing.--Barry-Benson,-fresh-from-his-legal-victory...--That's-Barry!--...is-attempting-to-land-a-plane,-loaded-with-people,-flowers--and-an-incapacitated-flight-crew.--Flowers?!--We-have-a-storm-in-the-area-and-two-individuals-at-the-controls--with-absolutely-no-flight-experience.--Just-a-minute.-There's-a-bee-on-that-plane.--I'm-quite-familiar-with-Mr.-Benson-and-his-no-account-compadres.--They've-done-enough-damage.--But-isn't-he-your-only-hope?--Technically,-a-bee-shouldn't-be-able-to-fly-at-all.--Their-wings-are-too-small...--Haven't-we-heard-this-a-million-times?--The-surface-area-of-the-wings-and-body-mass-make-no-sense.----Get-this-on-the-air!---Got-it.----Stand-by.---We're-going-live.--The-way-we-work-may-be-a-mystery-to-you.--Making-honey-takes-a-lot-of-bees-doing-a-lot-of-small-jobs.--But-let-me-tell-you-about-a-small-job.--If-you-do-it-well,-it-makes-a-big-difference.--More-than-we-realized.-To-us,-to-everyone.--That's-why-I-want-to-get-bees-back-to-working-together.--That's-the-bee-way!-We're-not-made-of-Jell-O.--We-get-behind-a-fellow.----Black-and-yellow!---Hello!--Left,-right,-down,-hover.----Hover?---Forget-hover.--This-isn't-so-hard.-Beep-beep!-Beep-beep!--Barry,-what-happened?!--Wait,-I-think-we-were-on-autopilot-the-whole-time.----That-may-have-been-helping-me.---And-now-we're-not!--So-it-turns-out-I-cannot-fly-a-plane.--All-of-you,-let's-get-behind-this-fellow!-Move-it-out!--Move-out!--Our-only-chance-is-if-I-do-what-I'd-do,-you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane!--Don't-have-to-yell.--I'm-not-yelling!-We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble.--It's-very-hard-to-concentrate-with-that-panicky-tone-in-your-voice!--It's-not-a-tone.-I'm-panicking!--I-can't-do-this!--Vanessa,-pull-yourself-together.-You-have-to-snap-out-of-it!--You-snap-out-of-it.--You-snap-out-of-it.----You-snap-out-of-it!---You-snap-out-of-it!----You-snap-out-of-it!---You-snap-out-of-it!----You-snap-out-of-it!---You-snap-out-of-it!----Hold-it!---Why?-Oome-on,-it's-my-turn.--How-is-the-plane-flying?--I-don't-know.--Hello?--Benson,-got-any-flowers-for-a-happy-occasion-in-there?--The-Pollen-Jocks!--They-do-get-behind-a-fellow.----Black-and-yellow.---Hello.--All-right,-let's-drop-this-tin-can-on-the-blacktop.--Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Oan-you?--No,-nothing.-It's-all-cloudy.--Oome-on.-You-got-to-think-bee,-Barry.----Thinking-bee.---Thinking-bee.--Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!--Wait-a-minute.-I-think-I'm-feeling-something.----What?---I-don't-know.-It's-strong,-pulling-me.--Like-a-27-million-year-old-instinct.--Bring-the-nose-down.--Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!----What-in-the-world-is-on-the-tarmac?---Get-some-lights-on-that!--Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!----Vanessa,-aim-for-the-flower.---OK.--Out-the-engines.-We're-going-in-on-bee-power.-Ready,-boys?--Affirmative!--Good.-Good.-Easy,-now.-That's-it.--Land-on-that-flower!--Ready?-Full-reverse!--Spin-it-around!----Not-that-flower!-The-other-one!---Which-one?----That-flower.---I'm-aiming-at-the-flower!--That's-a-fat-guy-in-a-flowered-shirt.-I-mean-the-giant-pulsating-flower--made-of-millions-of-bees!--Pull-forward.-Nose-down.-Tail-up.--Rotate-around-it.----This-is-insane,-Barry!---This's-the-only-way-I-know-how-to-fly.--Am-I-koo-koo-kachoo,-or-is-this-plane-flying-in-an-insect-like-pattern?--Get-your-nose-in-there.-Don't-be-afraid.-Smell-it.-Full-reverse!--Just-drop-it.-Be-a-part-of-it.--Aim-for-the-center!--Now-drop-it-in!-Drop-it-in,-woman!--Oome-on,-already.--Barry,-we-did-it!-You-taught-me-how-to-fly!----Yes.-No-high-five!---Right.--Barry,-it-worked!-Did-you-see-the-giant-flower?--What-giant-flower?-Where?-Of-course-I-saw-the-flower!-That-was-genius!----Thank-you.---But-we're-not-done-yet.--Listen,-everyone!--This-runway-is-covered-with-the-last-pollen--from-the-last-flowers-available-anywhere-on-Earth.--That-means-this-is-our-last-chance.--We're-the-only-ones-who-make-honey,-pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this.--If-we're-gonna-survive-as-a-species,-this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say?--Are-we-going-to-be-bees,-orjust-Museum-of-Natural-History-keychains?--We're-bees!--Keychain!--Then-follow-me!-Except-Keychain.--Hold-on,-Barry.-Here.--You've-earned-this.--Yeah!--I'm-a-Pollen-Jock!-And-it's-a-perfect-fit.-All-I-gotta-do-are-the-sleeves.--Oh,-yeah.--That's-our-Barry.--Mom!-The-bees-are-back!--If-anybody-needs-to-make-a-call,-now's-the-time.--I-got-a-feeling-we'll-be-working-late-tonight!--Here's-your-change.-Have-a-great-afternoon!-Oan-I-help-who's-next?--Would-you-like-some-honey-with-that?-It-is-bee-approved.-Don't-forget-these.--Milk,-cream,-cheese,-it's-all-me.-And-I-don't-see-a-nickel!--Sometimes-I-just-feel-like-a-piece-of-meat!--I-had-no-idea.--Barry,-I'm-sorry.-Have-you-got-a-moment?--Would-you-excuse-me?-My-mosquito-associate-will-help-you.--Sorry-I'm-late.--He's-a-lawyer-too?--I-was-already-a-blood-sucking-parasite.-All-I-needed-was-a-briefcase.--Have-a-great-afternoon!--Barry,-I-just-got-this-huge-tulip-order,-and-I-can't-get-them-anywhere.--No-problem,-Vannie.-Just-leave-it-to-me.--You're-a-lifesaver,-Barry.-Oan-I-help-who's-next?--All-right,-scramble,-jocks!-It's-time-to-fly.--Thank-you,-Barry!--That-bee-is-living-my-life!--Let-it-go,-Kenny.----When-will-this-nightmare-end?!---Let-it-all-go.----Beautiful-day-to-fly.---Sure-is.--Between-you-and-me,-I-was-dying-to-get-out-of-that-office.--You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee,-my-friend.----Thinking-bee!---Me?--Hold-it.-Let's-just-stop-for-a-second.-Hold-it.--I'm-sorry.-I'm-sorry,-everyone.-Oan-we-stop-here?--I'm-not-making-a-major-life-decision-during-a-production-number!--All-right.-Take-ten,-everybody.-Wrap-it-up,-guys.--I-had-virtually-no-rehearsal-for-that.--

Any closet is a water closet if you believe in yourself and/or don't give a damn

the Seven Deadly Sins of Online

- posting selfies without a CW
- "pee pee poo poo" under a CW
- reply guys
- hellthreads
- calling me a furry
- being on a free speech instance
- crossposting (worst by far)

Hell, the people who are responsible for keeping our planes flying, keeping us safe at the airport, etc. aren't being paid right now too. It's modern day fucking slavery.

love too live in a country where a manchild will let people starve just to get what *he* wants

you know, that wall Mexico is supposed to pay for, that he's now trying to make us pay for because he discovered how the real world works?

the wall that won't do a damn thing to stop drugs, the flow of people, etc?

fuck his damn wall and fuck him

Thanks @esp for my new username

Fun fucking fact:

Trans people shitting on me 10 years ago by gatekeeping and withholding information, telling me to get a diagnosis of GID and talk to a therapist, caused me serious fucking distress for *years.*

Yes the trans community is somewhat different now, but my God, how many people are living miserable existences not being themselves because some trans person decided they were "just another ignorant cishet?"

By the way, this goes for anything, but especially this topic:

Telling someone to Google it IS NOT HELP.

IT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO HELP.

You aren't being cute. You're being a dickhead. No one likes a dickhead. Don't be one.

"It turns out no one wants a VR experience to crank their hog..."

Can someone please cryogenically freeze myself, my Sister and her family, my pets, and like 20 other people I deeply care about and then thaw us out in a few centuries where humanity has advanced socially to the level shown in the first two seasons of Star Trek the Next Generation? Also I'd like to submit an application for either Starfleet Academy or a museum devoted to late 20th century video gaming and pop culture.