Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) @luciferMysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me

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Biggus Dickus is a valid troll name

(credit for this shocking revelation goes to /u/gutza1 on Reddit)

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!

I just walked into a 24 hour grocery store and they were playing Nickelback. Is this a bad omen?

Caption: stairs wrapping around a tower. The sign next to them says "13 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT"

I saw this sign at work and now I think I should file an OSHA complaint

(Yes this is a real sign where I work)

You've heard of first aid, but have you heard of cursed aid?

there are 10 wolves inside of you
two are regular wolves
the third counts in binary
there are no more wolves

I'm confused. Can someone explain the origin of the "there are two wolves inside you" thing?

Tonsil stones are fucking lame. They're not even hard enough to be real stones.

the fact that nmap needs the -6 switch when presented with an IPv6 address is a pain in the ass

the resident markov chain bot agrees:

19:43 <@raven> Stan: plants
19:43 <Stan> are like everbody else

things would be so much easier if we were all plants

I was not expecting The Orville to contain vore