HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS

Food 

Experts say that drinking one gallon of milk a day may lead to improved health benefits

A blind heist; it's like a blind date and you don't know which bank you gonna rob

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i was at a restaurant and the person behind me said “i don’t wanna be friends with anyone who identifies as a gamer”

Sexuality 

*sacral chakra fucking explodes*

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Sexuality 

Oh my god everything makes sense and is so comfy and good

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Sexuality 

Mmmm talking to a friend and there's a very likely possibility that I might actually be demi

What if I become a monk that wants to reach nirvana through comfy and snuggles

Reading a lot, meditating a lot, exercising, occasionally playing videogames; monk stuff.

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Been considering and now that I finished school I might use the opportunity of living rent free with my parents to just become a lil monk for a while

pkmn emerald 

Lovely how the electric gym I was having so much trouble with was completely obliterated by one angry geodude

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@garfiald you use only 5% of your gender most of the time

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*stands atop a mountain, overlooking the people*

I am GAY

I am TIRED

And I am IN DEBT

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mh~ 

Just sitting here with my ADD self thinking about the accuracy of that post someone made that was like:

"I enjoy video games because they allow me to live out the fantasy of setting attainable goals and completing them"

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