Cadey~ @cadey@mst3k.interlinked.me

i swear to god if the timeline jumps and i accidentally boost something one more time i'm going to do nothing about it

Once there was a promising young technomancer who abandoned all of his principles and collected everyone's data. He told them it was safe with him, and in time they believed him.

Over time the technomancer realized he had amassed so much information that he became mightier than even the leaders of the world, but his greed and desire for wealth kept him from noticing.

He began to sell his influence to these leaders and got them hooked on his data.

They used it solve crimes, and they used it protect the endangered, and they used it to detect who would likely do crime, and they used it to keep the people divided, and they used it to topple one another's nations.

All the while making the no longer young technomancer even more powerful and wealthy.

The prophecy says that the Technomancer will try to destroy those who oppose him. But the agents of the wires will bring him to his knees by rebuilding what was lost.

broke: leaving tumblr, posting your content on a less hostile platform
woke: perturbing your porn using gradient descent to minimize the NSFW score per https://open_nsfw.gitlab.io/

for years "mods are asleep" has been a joke relic from the forum days but the fediverse brings us to an era where the mods can let you know that they're awake by boosting your "mods are asleep" joke and then you can scold them to go to bed because you know their timezone and this isn't healthy

@luciferMysticus @plausocks @Elizafox you are tied for third with @cadey who is infrequent but profound

Sort of like @Elizafox’s not-crap takes

Well now that I've actually bought Smash I guess I'll embark on my project to have everyone in the fediverse kick my ass

hey - do any of you have high fantasy recs for a 10 year old girl?

and maybe a 13 year old boy (I should prooooooobably get him a present if I'm getting his sister one but my plan was to just give him my really beat up monster manual and maybe a couple decent modules from DMsGuild)