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We're now on Ko-fi! You can support us for as little as 3 USD, and help us continue our mission of bringing Libre software to multiple platforms.

"In 2015 I had to renew my license and thought it would be funny to do cat heads as my signature, so I did... This hasn't been a problem until today when I had to sign my mortgage papers. The signing agent looked at my ID and shook his head, he was not amused... So the dude has to call the title company headquarters and explain the situation all while my real estate agent is laughing her ass off. I had to sign 3 cat heads over 30 times today."

@awilfox The coupons are now 40% smaller, so it's easier to fit more of them into a pocket.

“Up to 40% OFF all our coupons!”

What does this even mean?!

@Shamar supporting both HTTP and HTTPS lets your visitors choose what's more important to them, and those who connect over HTTP will not suffer from the disadvantages of HTTPS, despite your server also supporting it.

[to the tune of Havana by Camila Cabello]

My fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzz
Half of my heart is with my fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzz
He took my heart and showed how fuzzy that he was
Oh, but my heart is with my fuzzy
There’s something bout this kitty
My fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzz

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Every programmer should be required to learn about Therac-25 and the Ariane 5 explosion. And if they laugh at those and don't take lessons away from it, they don't deserve to be programmers.

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It’s really weird how different words can change how one perceives a sentence

“I need sleep” = “this is normal bed time”

“I need a nap” = “sleep deprived”

“I need rest” = “dying / sick”

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“Crashing on Chardonnay and Adderall”

Well I found the @Elizafox theme song

“It’s unhealthy for Mr Gaz to just sit on the windowsill all day and night!”

“What else is he gonna do?”

“Plenty of things! Loaf around! Curl up and take a cat nap! Ponder quantum physics! Play with his yarn balls!”

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I can’t stop listening to “Numb” by Meg Myers and “Rich Friends” by Portugal. The Man on repeat, send help

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