you, a catboy: nya nya im a kitty uwu
me, a cantboy: i have severe executive dysfunction

I’m told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a COVID lockdown — planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Käse scenario

If you want to create a Discord FLOSS alternative, understand why it has its success before starting your project

Otherwise you will just waste your time and energy.
It's valid with any kind of alternative project

Gemini hot take 

I don't think Gemini is very good. I think it rejects too many useful things in the misguided idea that minimalism is the pinnacle of computing.

Face it: Gopher sucks. It's fun for a lark, but as a document mechanism it's awful. Using it as an inspiration is faceplanting yourself in the starting block.

If the idea is to reject the madness that is the modern web, maybe look at HTML 3 (and not supporting JS) as a way of communicating documents. CSS is a decent and useful. HTML is also good. What is essentially TLS on a slightly enhanced Gopher protocol isn't.

Hot take. All audio equipment over $100 should be shipped in wooden boxes.

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

sext: you pull my stripping off if it is attached with adhesive while i add up my width of all the doors you measured

cyberpunk on TV: "wow this is amazing"

cyberpunk in a book: "fuck yeah"

cyberpunk in an image: "nice"

cyberpunk in real life: "I'm staging an intervention for you, you drink too much, smoke too much, your apartment is a mess, you haven't been out in weeks, and why do you have all these useless broken computers?"

coming back to this website and reading the tootline after being gone for two hours is like being handed a jumbled Rubik's cube like lol good luck figuring this one out, fucko

sext: i develop advertising materials as you set your prices

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