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sext: you pull my stripping off if it is attached with adhesive while i add up my width of all the doors you measured

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cyberpunk on TV: "wow this is amazing"

cyberpunk in a book: "fuck yeah"

cyberpunk in an image: "nice"

cyberpunk in real life: "I'm staging an intervention for you, you drink too much, smoke too much, your apartment is a mess, you haven't been out in weeks, and why do you have all these useless broken computers?"

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coming back to this website and reading the tootline after being gone for two hours is like being handed a jumbled Rubik's cube like lol good luck figuring this one out, fucko

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sext: i develop advertising materials as you set your prices

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