Elizafox After Dark 🔞 @Elizafox_AD@mst3k.interlinked.me

There once was a handsome young seaman
Who with ladies was really a demon.
In peace or in war,
At sea or on shore,
He could certainly dish out the semen.

There was a young man of Belgrade
Who remarked, "I'm a queer piece of trade.
I will suck, without charge,
Any cock, if it's large.
If it's small, I expect to be paid."

penis envy, n.:
The desire to be pink and wrinkled and about four inches long.

An uptight young lady named Breerley
Who valued her morals too dearly
Had sex, so I hear,
Only once every year,
And she strained her vagina severely.

There was a young sapphic named Anna
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana,
Which she sucked, bit by bit,
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.

Have you heard of the lady named Cox
Who had a capacious old box?
When her lover was in place
She said, "Please turn your face.
I look like a gal, but I screw like a fox."

There was an old fellow named Art
Who awoke with a horrible start,
For down by his rump
Was a generous lump
Of what should have been just a fart.

The King named Oedipus Rex
Who started this fuss about sex
Put the world to great pains
By the spots and the stains
Which he made on his mother's pubex.

There was a young girl from Medina
Who could completely control her vagina.
She could twist it around
Like the cunts that are found
In Japan, Manchukuo and China.

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There was a young girl from Siam
Who said to her boyfriend Priam,
"To seduce me, of course,
You'll have to use force,
And thank goodness you're stronger than I am.

Hear about...
the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he
lost his ball bearings?

How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
But he looked in the glass,
And saw his own ass,
And broke his neck trying to fuck it.