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Having bottom surgery doesn't validate you as a woman j/s

and no I'm not going to tell Masto either cause it's still none of your business

when people ask me if I'm pre or post op even if they're my friends or just harmlessly curious I always answer "none of your fucking business" cause guess what it ain't

slight gross Show more

"What are you kicking around down there?"

"... the bridge."

I once added smegma to the wikipedia list of American cheeses and it was there for like 3 weeks 👌

sext: you gently make my business plan...i slowly raise investment capital

sext: you say "je ne comprends pas...i say "je ne sais quoi

tfw people come for the shitposting and then question my shitposts

fortuno is snuggling my head and obsidian is laying on my side, I'm popular with the boys it seems

pure dumb, lewd, lies, nothing Show more

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