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I changed my display name

where's my investment money

Rename Flint to Blockchain and watch the investment pour in

And maybe then it will have clean water

(sad that "Flint still doesn't have clean water" is more of a political meme and shitpost than an actual statement because no one is surprised anymore)

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the joke is this is the name of a company that tests those pens that banks chain to the desks

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I should make a key-value store that's just a single row in a postgresql table with a single column that's just jsonb

Revive Circuit City but call it Blockchain City

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@Elizafox as I said when I saw it, "blockchain-powered? what about batteries?"

List of members of Jackson and his Computer Band:

* Jackson
* Computer

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I hear Bed, Bath, and Beyond have had abysmal sales lately

name it Bed, Bath, and Blockchain instead.

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Maybe Barnes & Noble can save themselves by changing their name to Blockchains & Noble

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@Elizafox I propose we make a new company, call it Interlinked Corporation, make it publically traded, wait a year, then rename it to Interlinked Blockchain Corporation and watch the share value skyrocket

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@Elizafox I have one: blockchain's main value now is to hype up boring shit just like blockchains first hyped up linked lists

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I just ate a piece of pizza and like... the textures registered, but none of the flavours did. wtf

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