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Now is the summer of our discotheque @Elizafox

Rust programmers do it safely

Now is the summer of our discotheque @Elizafox

fuck it I have one more

C programmers do it with a wild pointer

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Lua programmers do it on a table

:v

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Modula-3 programmers do it with class

C++ programmers think they do it like Modula-3 programmers, but they're just not that suave

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Objective-C programmers only do it with Steve Jobs

(sorry :p)

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more to the language itself:

Objective-C programmers do it with a bit of Smalltalk

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Perl 6 programmers don't do it at all

BlindBlindBlindBlindBlindBLIND @calvin@cronk.stenoweb.net

@Elizafox Lisp programmers do it in a warm embrace

Now is the summer of our discotheque @Elizafox

@calvin mines better

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@Elizafox way different a in it do programmers Forth

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@calvin FORTH programmers do it on a stack

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Lisp programmers do it with dynamic bindings

Lisp programmers do it in a CAR

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Haskell programmers do it with formal verification and no side effects

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@Elizafox
No,Coq programmers do it with formal verifications and types

What Haskell programmers call "formal verification" is a mere pallid imitation of the original

But Coq arrive years later than everyone else

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@Elizafox

I feel called out

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