@Elizafox Java programmers do it with class

@Elizafox Intercal programmers ask every step of the way

@calvin Intercal programmers do it politely but not overly so

@Elizafox Brainfuck programmers do it in the skull

(sorry)

@calvin Malbodge programmers do it sadistically

@calvin @Elizafox
Scala programmers trait all over you

@Elizafox lewd-ua

:comedy:

Modula-3 programmers do it with class

C++ programmers think they do it like Modula-3 programmers, but they're just not that suave

@Elizafox
No,C++ programmers do it in templates

Objective-C programmers only do it with Steve Jobs

(sorry :p)

more to the language itself:

Objective-C programmers do it with a bit of Smalltalk

Perl 6 programmers don't do it at all

@Elizafox Lisp programmers do it in a warm embrace

@calvin mines better

@Elizafox way different a in it do programmers Forth

@calvin FORTH programmers do it on a stack

Lisp programmers do it with dynamic bindings

Lisp programmers do it in a CAR

Haskell programmers do it with formal verification and no side effects

@Elizafox
No,Coq programmers do it with formal verifications and types

What Haskell programmers call "formal verification" is a mere pallid imitation of the original

But Coq arrive years later than everyone else

@Elizafox

I feel called out

@Elizafox
Swifr programmers double times with Scala