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"With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about a truck leaving a guy, too."

· SubwayTooter · 22 · 33

@Elizafox "my girl left with my truck" takes on a whole new meaning.

@Cybertrash @Elizafox ... my truck left with someone else's truck. 🤔

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TWO TRUCKS [...]

@Elizafox It'll be called I Sure Dodged a Dart When My Ford Ran Off With Mercedes.

@Elizafox

just think

someone told me one day there'd be a good country song and I didn't believe it

but that'll be it

@Elizafox o/` Alexa left with my Tesla and my dog doesn't like me very much either o/`

@Elizafox Imagine a resort for self-driving trucks in the Ozarks. There would be music venues featuring truck songs, obviously, but would the musicians be humans?

@Elizafox
2010: "My wife left me and my truck needs repairs."

2025: "My truck left me and my wife needs repairs."