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Replacing the public restroom with a ficus you just sit down and shit and piss on
You wipe with the leaves
It's just out there in the open so if anyone is too nasty they can get shamed and made to clean it up
@Elizafox what the fuck eliza
@er1n OH COME ON THIS IS ONLY IN THE TOP 20 OF MY WORST IDEAS
@Elizafox @er1n The reason we don't do that is it leaves parasites in the topsoil. You need to bury waste at a certain depth to keep them from infecting more people. The average human health went through the ROOF went we discovered that.
@Canageek @er1n So what we do is have a machine that automatically turns the soil
@Elizafox @er1n To a depth of multiple feet?
we can do it
@Elizafox @er1n Pretty sure that would kill the roots of the plant. Also wouldn't account for any waste left on the plant.
@Elizafox /me throws a full chamberpot at you
* Makes its own TP* Grows plants that help remove CO2* Excess waste can be composted* Looks good if properly maintained
CONS:* The smell* Having to literally shit in public* Graffiti all over a perfectly good ficus* The smell
@Elizafox More complicated but similar idea: Hydroponic garden + water recycling system related to public bathroom
@Elizafox what happens when someone weed killers it or similar.