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Eliza Pornberry KSC ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฆŠ @Elizafox

Garamond: the guy who sells coffee in the Starbucks in the Books A Million. He's a pretty nice guy. You wonder though why it always seems to be the same guy in every Starbucks in the Books A Million...

Good at serving coffee and taking your order, and good at introducing you to items on the menu, but a terrible conversationalist. But he's not Henry Kissinger aka Times New Roman, and you are grateful for that.

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@Elizafox "Not being Henry Kissinger" sure is a rare quality these days