I am drinking hot cocoa that obstensibly expired in February of 2017 and I probably purchased sometime in 2015.
Fuck it, don't feel like going to the store.
@calvin Send one of those ultra-gross poutine MRE's
@calvin *a full nutritionally-balanced meal as defined
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