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IDEA: crowdfunded Matrix movies that basically retcon everything after the first movie and replace it with something that Does Not Suck™.

Now is the summer of our discotheque @Elizafox

AND IF YOU SAY THE ANIMATRIX

YOU GET A POWPOW

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BASICALLY:

Find two trans siblings a la The Wachowskis to make a better The Matrix canon.

Hand them philosophy and Buddhist textbooks to skim.

BUT MAKE SURE THEY DON'T READ TOO DEEPLY.

@Elizafox maybe just ask The Wachowskis without having shitty producer, would be good enough from what I heard

@Elizafox CAPITALISM RUINED THE MATRIX TOO NO EXCEPTION

@CobaltVelvet Hah. I've always seen The Matrix as being in a future so shitty, the economic system doesn't even matter anymore.

@Elizafox but yeah from what I read a lot of the shitty choices around The Matrix (and especially the sequels) were enforced for commercial reasons.

@CobaltVelvet I'd believe it

Like the whole "humans as a battery" thing which is ridiculous if you think about it.

@CobaltVelvet The original plot they were gonna use, iirc "humans are basically a vast supercomputer," was way better.

@Elizafox and stuff like Switch's gender and all that. Small details that could have been nice too, but had to be discarded.

@Elizafox I will take my beating for “Beyond” from “The Animatrix”.

@Stephen_Stone UHM

*like, gives you a really super wimpy powpow, like, you prolly get bumped into worse on public transport really*

@LottieVixen @Elizafox i mean... some of it was bad, but some of it was good. and much better than matrix 2 & 3...