I'm gonna create a fortune file for Mastodon, anyone wanna contribute?
@Elizafox an ant will make disparaging remarks about the education of your offspring today.
That is my only prediction. Ants are assholes.
@Elizafox I've got fediverse.lol … :p
@href oh cool. I've got a git repo for this stuff already, gonna whip up a makefile for building dat files and stuff.
@Elizafox yay nice! <3
@Elizafox What's a fortune file?
@PW look up the Unix fortune program.
Two fortune files: one offensive, and one non-offensive.