A dystopian instance where boosts are called "propaganda" and favouriting is called "groupthinking"
@Elizafox Doubleplusgood
groupth.ink and crimeth.ink are out. but oldth.ink, goodth.ink, {luv,pax,true,plenty}.mini are available.
Photos are called "surveillance" and content warnings are known as "thought police."
Emoji are banned.
@Elizafox You gooooootta make this happen.
The act of tooting is known as "thoughtcrime."
@Elizafox too many good ideas from your brain
The federated timeline is known as "Enemy propaganda", and the local timeline is known as "goodthink."
@Elizafox followers are called "comrades"
@Elizafox and the admins are the Ministry of Truth.
@Gargoylezoo The settings are locked out. Good citizens need not worry about configuration.
The about page is known as the news and is mandatory reading.
@Elizafox there is a two minutes hate every day during which shitposter.club is unlocked and exposed to the fury of good citizens.
@Gargoylezoo Propaganda is regularly spread around about the dangers of other instances and insinuations they live in filth, sin, and have far lower happiness.
@Gargoylezoo Also people regularly come from the instance to spread propaganda about other instances and how much better it is on this dystopian instance.
And then they begin commenting on random sites around the web and planting sympathisers in the media to give favourable takes.
@Elizafox wait can I actually donate my domain misinformation.works to this cause
@Elizafox Use one of those Simple English javascript filters that deletes words not in the 1000 most common but replace the dictionary with Newspeak
doubleplusgood talking
@Elizafox Everyone tooting with newspeak would be doubleplus good
@Elizafox 1984.me, newspeak.me, bigbroth.er or newspe.ak?
@Elizafox Pretend I included an oxford comma because I added bigbroth.er and forgot to append a comma.
@Elizafox so... trump.social, eh?
*shudder*
@Elizafox soooo a new twitter skin?