Idea: a web app called Mr. Meeseeks.
It's an app that just launches workers to solve NP-complete problems and they can't terminate until they do so.
The workers spawn more workers to aid in the task.
@Elizafox what a beautiful day for SEGFAULT
@Elizafox TASK: solve the halting problem
[INFO] I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me![INFO] Problem loaded, can do![INFO] Worker MrMeeseeks1 spawned[INFO] Worker MrMeeseeks2 spawned...