warranties be damned
i already voided the cybrespace warranty weeks ago
ONWARD TO UPDATES
@chr You know that tag
On the mattress
That says "do not remove under penalty of law?
Yeah. I removed it.
#rebel
@Elizafox
"what are you in for?"
"𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗. you?"
"uhhh...i removed a tag from a mattress"
@Elizafox * full disclosure i stole this joke from a kid's cartoon i saw years ago
@chr *GASP*
"Oh God. Nobody mess with them."
@chr @Elizafox "....and they all moved away from me on the Group W bench..."
@Elizafox
"what are you in for?"
"𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗. you?"
"uhhh...i removed a tag from a mattress"