@Elizafox Buy It Now: $39.99
@Elizafox The problem is even at that price point I don't know if anyone would bid.
"I'm not sure what I'd be getting here. Can you post a list of the product's features?" — "Uh... Corn."
@alexbuzzbee the main features are actually wheat and cows
also my polycule
@Elizafox That's less attractive, because at least corn runs the entire global food industry and can also be eaten directly. Wheat is used after processing by a limited sector of the industry. Same with cows.
@Elizafox Sorry about your girlfriends, but you're small fraction of even Oklahoma's population.
@Elizafox come on, it's definitely worth more than that!
unless you move out...
@Elizafox I'll take it for 5. That's my final offer.
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