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Harry Potter left out a shitload of things actual teenagers do when they're his age you know.

Now is the summer of our discotheque @Elizafox

Don't tell me he didn't try drugs or drink.

Except maybe Hermione.

I can see her as being pure.

· SubwayTooter · 1 · 2

@Elizafox wtf hermione is probably on at least a few nootropics by the end

@Elizafox yeah. like she hasn't slept in 5 years and can reproduce perfectly half the library especially the darkest parts

@Elizafox @CobaltVelvet
Hermione is the one who synthesizes recreational drugs for all her friends so that she knows they're pure, and then tripsits so that she's sure nobody has a bad experience.

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@CobaltVelvet @Elizafox

I was gonna say she'd probably just wizard up some performance enhancing brain shit but they'd scry for that. Nah she'd just get her hands on some muggle shit, straight powder railed learning clouds.

@Elizafox the furry in me wants to think that Hermione was sneaking off and becoming a cat whenever they could.