Is excessive literalism a legitimate form of humor? Guess so, since I laughed.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/06/04/today-i-learned-that-iowa-is-full-of-pigs-and-ones-figure-legends-must-be-precise-and-unambiguous/
@pzmyers http://www.newson6.com/story/29120419/running-wild-feral-hog-problem-growing-in-oklahoma