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holy shit I'm up late
What the fuck why is this on my phone open
fucking mood some days
Reminder that mst3k is still Home of the Limebloods
I should sleep blahhhh
actual photo of me after getting to talk with the S/O all night (our schedules dont always align)
since an average, decrepit space man has just developed a repulsive addiction to beef stroganoff... in the Twilight Zone.
"Lucas Electrical products, a company that earned the nickname 'Prince of Darkness'"
Yes I referred to Labour btw as a wacky funhouse mirror version of socialism don't @ me
my SO's birthday is on valentines day which is appropriate because she's lovely~
Also the fucking weather is really fucking bad you see the sun approximately twice a year.
I stand by what I said though.
British cars are shit and the food is bad.
I think my shitpost making a bad comparison of Britain to the USSR was perhaps my worst post ever.