Who do you think I am, Eliza? @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me

This except replace tweet with toot

me: "The three B's: no bigotry, no bullshit, no buttholes. I just made that up."

everyone else: "we should codify this"

me: "Oh God it's kinda corny but fuck it"

Non-profits have to remain apolitical and so I can't even /appear/ to represent the foundation I'm president of when talking politics, so:

The views and opinions expressed by this account are those of myself and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the Interlinked Foundation or any of its other members.

press f to pay respects

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/politics/federal-jobs-guarantee-gaining-steam-democrats/index.html

I'm not sure this is really a good idea. It seems designed to push people off welfare, even if they can't work. This will probably lead to a lot of do-nothing positions that serve no useful function.

þis meme needs to come back þanks

I have made a subtle change to something and I wonder how long it will take for people to notice.

I try not to hate people but man some people in the world make it hard

Current status: Listening to Enrique Iglesias's I Like It unironically and wondering what I've done wrong with my life to lead up to this moment.

http://soundfxcenter.com/sound-effects/diablo-2/200 oh god why

"I should get breakfast"

>looks at bank balance

>Huge Diablo voice

"I can't do that here."

Oh God I'd never heard the apocryphal story of Napoleon having a cold and saying « ma sacrée toux! » (my damned cough) being heard as « massacrez tous! » (kill them all) resulting in a crowd of protesters being killed. It's not true but it sounds true.

The worst part was my first thought was, « et pourquoi pas les deux? » which probably says something awful about me.