If you watch Jurassic Park in reverse it's about a group and a major investor discovering a decrepit park full of dinosaurs and a malfunctioning computer system, with a heroic man discovering the password and restoring the park to working order.

Then they put some amber back into a mine.

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 21:01

Eliza (not an aspect), KSC rebroadcasted

**No Context Spongebob** @nocontextspongebob@botsin.space · May 20, 2018, 21:01

hey squidward, we're jellyfishing.

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 21:00

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**CEO of Contoso** @calvin@cronk.stenoweb.net · May 20, 2018, 21:00

an anarchist CPU has no cache hierarchy, just a lot of registers

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:59

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:59

The Daleks turn out to just be domestic cleaning robots

"EXTERMINATE... DUST..."

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:58

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:58

actually Dr. Who but there's no villains and the doctor is just some guy from a university who doesn't know wtf he's doing

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:58

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:58

a TARDIS but it's actually smaller on the inside and it's ridiculously uncomfortable

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 20:56

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**CEO of Contoso** @calvin@cronk.stenoweb.net · May 20, 2018, 20:56

@Elizafox gum to run out of and glasses to put on

...is that still wrong?

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

I'm kicking names and taking ass

... that's not right either...

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

I've got things to see and people to do tomorrow

... wait...

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:55

I should take a nap

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:44

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:44

local pol Show more

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 20:43

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**That sorcerer, "Telephone"** @enkiv2@eldritch.cafe · May 20, 2018, 20:43

bad C joke Show more

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:43

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:43

local pol Show more

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:43

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:43

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:42

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:42

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 20:41

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**Hyperlink Your Heart** @hyperlinkyourheart@mastodon.art · May 20, 2018, 20:41

@Elizafox
It is decidedly so

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 20:38

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**ink slinger** @ink_slinger@mastodon.club · May 20, 2018, 20:38

@Elizafox Relitigating the 2016 US election in 2066. This is the future liberals want.

(Finally, this joke is actually vaguely appropriate.)

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:38

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** @Elizafox · May 20, 2018, 20:38

bad C joke Show more

**Eliza (not an aspect), KSC** · May 20, 2018, 20:36

Eliza (not an aspect), KSC rebroadcasted

**kaniini** @kaniini@pleroma.site · May 20, 2018, 20:36

when will lain and sampo get into fights like another fediverse software author does with their girlfriend

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