If I make you uncomfortable please tell me and we can try to work it out. No promises but I won't be a jerk.
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I can be reached at +1 (539) 777-6346 in dire emergencies (do not abuse, I don't use this for anything else).
IF ALL ELSE FAILS
These people either know me IRL, or are adjacent to people I know. And if any bad news about me comes from one of them, inform the others.
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Non-profits have to remain apolitical and so I can't even /appear/ to represent the foundation I'm president of when talking politics, so:
The views and opinions expressed by this account are those of myself and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the Interlinked Foundation or any of its other members.
"I do not recommend the autoblow 2" — sex tips from IRL friends
tfw plebs don't recognise the itis and call it a food coma
Time for me to go off the food and back on the booze
The food is clouding my judgement
I'm a localvore
I eat utensils from around me
I've been away from Internet to focus on what matters: bae, life, MH, etc.