@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @kara_dreamer@witches.town

CHRISTIAN GOD VERSUS CATHOLIC HOLY SPIRIT

FIGHT!

TEUTONIC HORNED ONE VERSUS KALI

FIGHT!

MOHAMMED VERSUS ZEUS

FIGHT!

are corn dogs permissible in Discordianism? 🤔

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @kara_dreamer@witches.town

so I guess just round-robin it, and after you've beat every fighter with every other fighter, that's "the end"

ultimate metaphysical armageddon, all-inclusive ragnarok

@garbados

cats are proof that "inside" and "outside" are arbitrary concepts

leave a house to the elements, in a hundred years it will be indistinguishable in many cases from the "outside" it wasn't part of

@kara_dreamer@witches.town @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town

someone eventually's gonna create a fighting game specifically for different deities and mythological figures

and release it anonymously because it'll have Mohammed in it

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town

ha, I just realized

Coyote is the ultimate trickster

the ACME of trickstering XD

@viciousviscosity @plsburydoughboy @jk

but then I say "sporange"

and then they say "silver"

and I say "chilver"

and they say "purple"

and I say "hirple"

and they say "YOU CAN'T MAKE UP WORDS"

and I say "BUT I CAN LOOK 'EM UP MOFO: mentalfloss.com/article/62154/ AND YOU DIDN'T SAY THEY HAD TO BE IN COMMON USE"

and they say "why are you yelling?"

and I say "you started it"

does anybody else get bothered by the dudebro ascetic mindset some people have about blocking

where "blocking" is "weak" and "not blocking" is "strong" or "tough"

this has kept me from enormous amounts of self-care in the past, along with the "blocking punishes the blocked person" mindset

neither of these things is true

I just don't need certain kinds of bullshit on my stream and some people I want as much insulation from as possible

whatever I miss isn't, FOR ME, worth the bullshit, s'all

@typhlosion

people shouldn't fear the lemons

nor should the wind, the sun and the rain

we can be like they are
c'mon baby
don't fear the lemons
we'll be able to fly
don't fear the lemons

tired: preemptive multitasking

wired: retroactively preemptive multitasking

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We are two grown-ass women who blame farts on each other and can't figure out how to work a blanket.

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@squ1rrel WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THOSE CHINESE CARTOONS, THE ANIMEE, AND THOSE WEIRD CHINESE COMIC BOOKS THAT GO BACKWARDS

Even the Brazilians think 100°F/38°C is hot except @squ1rrel who thinks it's comfortable.

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