CHRISTIAN GOD VERSUS CATHOLIC HOLY SPIRIT
TEUTONIC HORNED ONE VERSUS KALI
MOHAMMED VERSUS ZEUS
are corn dogs permissible in Discordianism? 🤔
so I guess just round-robin it, and after you've beat every fighter with every other fighter, that's "the end"
ultimate metaphysical armageddon, all-inclusive ragnarok
cats are proof that "inside" and "outside" are arbitrary concepts
leave a house to the elements, in a hundred years it will be indistinguishable in many cases from the "outside" it wasn't part of
someone eventually's gonna create a fighting game specifically for different deities and mythological figures
and release it anonymously because it'll have Mohammed in it
ha, I just realized
Coyote is the ultimate trickster
the ACME of trickstering XD
but then I say "sporange"
and then they say "silver"
and I say "chilver"
and they say "purple"
and I say "hirple"
and they say "YOU CAN'T MAKE UP WORDS"
and I say "BUT I CAN LOOK 'EM UP MOFO: http://mentalfloss.com/article/62154/23-notoriously-unrhymable-words-actually-have-rhymes AND YOU DIDN'T SAY THEY HAD TO BE IN COMMON USE"
and they say "why are you yelling?"
and I say "you started it"
does anybody else get bothered by the dudebro ascetic mindset some people have about blocking
where "blocking" is "weak" and "not blocking" is "strong" or "tough"
this has kept me from enormous amounts of self-care in the past, along with the "blocking punishes the blocked person" mindset
neither of these things is true
I just don't need certain kinds of bullshit on my stream and some people I want as much insulation from as possible
whatever I miss isn't, FOR ME, worth the bullshit, s'all
people shouldn't fear the lemons
nor should the wind, the sun and the rain
we can be like they are
don't fear the lemons
we'll be able to fly
don't fear the lemons
Why did I do this?
@squ1rrel is not impressed.
the lemontations of their citrus
tired: preemptive multitasking
wired: retroactively preemptive multitasking
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*me in the toilet*
"oh god... the farts are me..."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK"
"FUCK YOU WATSON"
We are two grown-ass women who blame farts on each other and can't figure out how to work a blanket.
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@squ1rrel WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THOSE CHINESE CARTOONS, THE ANIMEE, AND THOSE WEIRD CHINESE COMIC BOOKS THAT GO BACKWARDS
Even the Brazilians think 100°F/38°C is hot except @squ1rrel who thinks it's comfortable.
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